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The terror of the Emergency Broadcast System (and other warnings)

There is some rationale to it. Assuming you aren't in the insta-crispy zone and you don't take a gamma rays shower, duck-and-cover might well protect you from things like windows shattering due to overpressure.

And flash burns, which can be pretty nasty.
 
Yeah, a nuclear bomb goes off and you cover your head. That'll work.

There is some rationale to it. Assuming you aren't in the insta-crispy zone and you don't take a gamma rays shower, duck-and-cover might well protect you from things like windows shattering due to overpressure.
Then you would have lived long enough to enjoy the continuous vomiting, skin falling off and hair falling out that results from terminal radiation sickness!
 
Yeah, a nuclear bomb goes off and you cover your head. That'll work.

There is some rationale to it. Assuming you aren't in the insta-crispy zone and you don't take a gamma rays shower, duck-and-cover might well protect you from things like windows shattering due to overpressure.
Then you would have lived long enough to enjoy the continuous vomiting, skin falling off and hair falling out that results from terminal radiation sickness!

It is possible to be in the path of an overpressure wave without being exposed to lethal radiation. Not necessarily likely, but possible. That's why I mentioned the gamma rays.
 
The only time I was ever freaked by the EBS was a few years back when I lived in the Albany, NY, area. Major storms were passing through the area and the EBS warned that a funnel cloud had formed over the airport about five miles from my house. No basement. Yippee.

A while later we found out that a tornado hit a area a several miles Northeast of my house. Thankfully there were no serious injuries, but a lot of damaged properties including some working farms.
 
They do this all the time here in Vegas, for flash floods. Here's an example from Oregon:

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On one hand, that voice and the clinical description of the death and destruction that's heading your way is absolutely terrifying. On the other hand, I think it's kind of cool. I actually rewound live TV to watch it a second time. The really scary stuff starts at about 1:10.

I don't know, there's just something fascinatingly scary about it for me. The voice reminds me a little of the Tenth Planet Cybermen.

But I'll admit, I'm old enough that my first thought when I hear that is "we're getting nuked."
 
Those of us of a certain age will remember when every AM radio dial had the Civil Defense logo at the 640 and 1240-kilohertz CONELRAD frequencies. We were supposed to stay tuned to those channels for emergency instructions in the event of . . .

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Born in 56. I remember how in elementary school we either had to line up along the hallway walls if that's where we were when the alarm went off (line up, crouch down, cover your head), or if we were in the classroom hide under the desk covering your head.

Yeah, a nuclear bomb goes off and you cover your head. That'll work.

I remember having random “drop drills” in school, but we figured they were more for earthquake preparedness than surviving a nuclear exchange. As my ninth-grade science teacher dryly quipped: “If we were under atomic attack, I sincerely doubt that crawling under these tables would prevent us from becoming well-roasted hunks of beef.”

No, but we did have freaky test card girls playing noughts-and-crosses.
That’s what you limeys call ticktacktoe, isn’t it? :p
 
I wasn't born yet to experience the joy of preparing for the nukes to fall. But I did hear the EBS test a few times on the radio and see it on the tv.

I guess they use it for weather now or for when the zombies/robots/bears attack. The noise did freak me out as a kid though. It's just loud and horrible.
 
Born in '75. I only remember one "duck and cover" drill, which I think I thought was a fire drill until they brought us all into the gym and had us stand against the walls...and then I was left wondering exactly what that was supposed to protect us from.

My most haunting memory related to this is an episode of the Ray Bradbury Theater, I think, where a woman finds a watch that has the ability to freeze time. Two nuclear protestors come to her home and she utterly humiliates them.

A couple of days later she gets home and the EBS is on and everyone's panicking. She steps outside and there's a bomb frozen in the sky over her town. End episode, one of the most chilling visuals stuck in my head.
 
Being only three years younger than Mutai Sho-Rin I can attest to it as part of my youth as well. Never got spooked by it, actually felt a bit of comfort in the St. Louis knowing tornadoes were near or not.

That said, one city here in Texas is thinking of taking down their sirens. We now have phone bank automated warnings. I've gotten i or 2 of those. But what about visitors who are not on our phone loop? At least they would hear the sirens.

Mutai Kennedy was supposed to pass under an overpass near my home in St. Louis on his way to some event or other but canceled due to the "flu" that turned out to be the Cuban Missile Crisis.

If they take down the sirens how are you supposed to know it's Noon?
 
Oddly enough, we never had duck-and-cover drills when I was a kid in the 60s, but those EBS tests were omnipresent. One time, around 1971, my Uncle Mike came home in a panic because of an EBS warning he heard on his car radio, but it turned out to be a false alarm.
 
we don't have any of that in Britain.

No, but we did have freaky test card girls playing noughts-and-crosses. Frankly, I think that image has scarred me even more than the EBS has scarred 23skidoo... ;)

It's even freakier when combined with a speaking clock:

"Enjoy the test card." :evil:

That announcer is a cheeky fucker. :lol:

No, but we did have freaky test card girls playing noughts-and-crosses.
That’s what you limeys call ticktacktoe, isn’t it? :p

Yes. It's a strange game; the only winning move is not to play...
 
No, but we did have freaky test card girls playing noughts-and-crosses. Frankly, I think that image has scarred me even more than the EBS has scarred 23skidoo... ;)

It's even freakier when combined with a speaking clock:

"Enjoy the test card." :evil:

That announcer is a cheeky fucker. :lol:

Good old Test Card F! (or is it J? Actually, on second look, it IS Test Card J.) :evil: :bolian: Incidentally, that's actually the first time I'd seen that test card accompanied with a female speaking clock, presumably added to try and freak out the most hardened of souls in the small hours of the night.

Incidentally, here's a site with loads of the BBC test cards, including earlier versions of Test Card F, one of which actually manages to outdo Carole Hersee in the "creepy little girl" stakes. You'll know it when you see it. :scream:

http://www.meldrum.co.uk/mhp/testcard/bbc_test.html
 
Incidentally, here's a site with loads of the BBC test cards, including earlier versions of Test Card F, one of which actually manages to outdo Carole Hersee in the "creepy little girl" stakes. You'll know it when you see it. :scream:


I'm not surprised to read the "this was never broadcast" bit in parentheses... too right, the BBC would be paying for half the nation's heart attacks! :lol:


A site devoted to test cards. I love the internet... :D
 
There is some rationale to it. Assuming you aren't in the insta-crispy zone and you don't take a gamma rays shower, duck-and-cover might well protect you from things like windows shattering due to overpressure.
Then you would have lived long enough to enjoy the continuous vomiting, skin falling off and hair falling out that results from terminal radiation sickness!

It is possible to be in the path of an overpressure wave without being exposed to lethal radiation. Not necessarily likely, but possible. That's why I mentioned the gamma rays.
"Not necessarily likely..." with all the radioactive materials/fallout after the demolition? All the material in that mushroom cloud is going to be settling down onto every pile of rubble, road or plant for hundreds of miles. If you aren't contaminated on the way to a fallout shelter you'll be in cramped quarters for at least two weeks eating fifty year old crackers and/or spam (if anything). Once you leave the shelter you'll still have to worry about any potential food or water supplies being contaminated and it might be months before public utilities like water and power being restored. Between crowding in shelters and poor sanitation afterwards I'd be surprised if there aren't a couple of deadly epidemics.
 
. . . Once you leave the shelter you'll still have to worry about any potential food or water supplies being contaminated and it might be months before public utilities like water and power being restored. Between crowding in shelters and poor sanitation afterwards I'd be surprised if there aren't a couple of deadly epidemics.
And don’t forget the post-atomic mindless albino cannibalistic mutants roaming around.
 
Incidentally, here's a site with loads of the BBC test cards, including earlier versions of Test Card F, one of which actually manages to outdo Carole Hersee in the "creepy little girl" stakes. You'll know it when you see it. :scream:
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