The Ten Commandments of Star Trek?

[Lord Garth]

When a previous series did something that you don't like in a new series, "It's different." Now and always. That or all previous series were sinners.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Thy women will always be dressed in inappropriate or inefficient attire.

Thou shalt never ask where the toilet is, nor shalt thou need such facilities.

 

[Discofan]

Thou shalt never question the sanctity of retconning.

 

[Delta Vega]

Thou shalt not let the alien of the week wander the corridors of Enterprise unaccompanied or without hindrance, lest you may regret it later

 

[C.E. Evans]

Thou shalt not take this shit too seriously.

 

[Kilana2]

Thou shalt count on the fact that certain characters and their ancestors or relatives are played by the same actor. It makes family gatherings very funny or it makes you think of clones (The Doctor/Lewis Zimmerman, The Soong Androids and relatives, Kathryn Janeway/Shannon O'Donnell)

 

[Kilana2]

Thou shalt not give up on ships that are lost in the Delta Quadrant.

 

[Tenacity]

All main characters shall be protected by impenetrable plot armor, unless the character wants off the show.

 

[Discofan]

Thou shalt not kill a main character unless it's in an alternate reality.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Should thy character be killed off, they shall arise once the actor is offered more money.

 

[Discofan]

Largely breasted babes shall augment thy audience...

 

[-Brett-]

The original Enterprise looked the way it looked, for better or worse. Thou shalt stop fucking with it.

Not a commandment, obviously, but it should be.

 

[Lance]

Thou shalt not beam down wearing a red shirt, for uf thou dost, then thee shall pay the penalty with thine life

 

[Lord Garth]

The original Enterprise looked the way it looked, for better or worse. Thou shalt stop fucking with it.

Not a commandment, obviously, but it should be.

I agree with this Commandment... because it turns Disco into a Sinner.

 

[Discofan]

Honor thy hair. (A commandment for Shatner).

 

[johnnybear]

The roles of Kirk and Spock must always be played by William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, unless the show is set in another reality or universe! And this reality must have that sixties style of look! See TNGs Relics if you're unsure of what I mean!
JB

 

[Tenacity]

Whist in a mirror universe, all thee females shall be lesbian or bisexual.

 

[USS Triumphant]

Thou shalt reject "head canon"

But... head canon is all I have!

Thou shalt count on the fact that certain characters and their ancestors or relatives are played by the same actor. It makes family gatherings very funny or it makes you think of clones (The Doctor/Lewis Zimmerman, The Soong Androids and relatives, Kathryn Janeway/Shannon O'Donnell)

You left out Commander Worf and Colonel Worf, and T'Pol and T'Mir.

 

[Lord Garth]

But... head canon is all I have!

"I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty plot holes."

 

[Discofan]

Thou shall cry thy enemy's name at the top of thy lungs for drama...