The Ten Commandments of Star Trek?

[Kilana2]

Thou shalt not resist because resistance is futile.

 

[Discofan]

Thou shalt not promote anyone whose name starteth with Harry and endeth with Kim.

 

[Kilana2]

Thou shalt not mess with the Temporal Prime Directive, especially not when your name is Kirk or Janeway.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Thou shalt not question apparent inconsistencies.

 

[Vger23]

Thou shalt weigh the needs of the many heavier than thy needs of the few....or the one.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Otherwise, thou shalt weigh the needs of the one heavier than the few... or the many.

 

[Vger23]

Thou shalt heed General Order 12 on the approach of any vessel when communications hath not been established thusly

 

[Lord Garth]

Thou shalt weigh the needs of the many heavier than thy needs of the few....or the one.

Otherwise, thou shalt weigh the needs of the one heavier than the few... or the many.

Why the Hell didn't I think of these when I typed up my list?

Is there a facepalm emoticon?

 

[Mysterion]

This seems to be the first commandment of fandom: Thou shalt decry, denounce, criticize, and generally moan and wail about ANY new Star Trek incarnation before you actually see any of it.

 

[Discofan]

Honor thy hair...

 

[The Wormhole]

Thou shalt not commit genocide, unless General Order 24 is invoked.
Thou shalt not kill, unless General Order 7 has been violated.

 

[Discofan]

Thou shalt not forget thy brother, unless he died a long time ago...

 

[Tenacity]

When on Argelius Two, thou shall visit this one place, where the women are so.

 

[Discofan]

Thou shalt not try to outact the Shat.

 

[Lord Garth]

Thou shalt not try to outact the Shat.

It's a good thing "Duet" wasn't a TOS episode, then.

 

[Kilana2]

Thou shalt not provoke the Borg, even when you're a Q.

 

[Discofan]

Thou shalt not provoke the Borg, even when you're a Q.

He never said why though.

 

[SpocksOddSocks]

Thou shalt not suffer a spouse to live.

(Sisko and Worf had the right idea. O'Brien did not ... and was so righteously punished every season as a consequence.)

 

[CorporalCaptain]

When thou hast beam'd down to a planet, its entire civilization shall be concentrated in a single village.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Thou shalt not question apparent inconsistencies.

I am a sinner!!!

When on Argelius Two, thou shall visit this one place, where the women are so.

Yes, I know the place. Let's go.