For those who don't know how to cheat, here's the great scene from season 4's "Concerning Flight" that AMG is referring to...
(Sickbay)
EMH: So, what's new?
SEVEN: New?
EMH: What's been happening on the ship?
SEVEN: Nothing of consequence. The Captain and Tuvok are still searching for the processor.
EMH: What's the mood?
SEVEN: If you're referring to the crew morale they seemed focused on their mission.
EMH: Hmm. I heard there was something of a fuss in the mess hall last night.
SEVEN: A trivial misunderstanding.
EMH: Oh? You seen in excellent health. Most of your implants are stable, but your optical interface is misaligned again. I told you to come in for maintenance once a week. Now, what happened in the mess hall?
SEVEN: Lieutenant Torres and I were working on some Astrometric data. There was a disagreement.
EMH: I understand things got a little heated.
SEVEN: Lieutenant Torres became emotional. She chose to display hostility rather than to counter my argument.
EMH: What did she say exactly?
SEVEN: It is irrelevant. Suffice it to say I was correct, she was not.
EMH: Details, Seven! I want specifics!
SEVEN: I see no reason to discuss these trivialities.
EMH: Without my mobile emitter I am a prisoner in here. I need to know what is going on beyond these walls,
trivial or not.
SEVEN: Torres referred to me as an automaton. She also employed a series of profane Klingon insults.
Shall I translate them for you?
EMH: By all means! I'd very much....
Since I cheated,

I think its only fair that AMG goes again.
I'll "try" to be good this time.
