The secret life of Travis Mayweather

[Willow]

"Relieved by Ensign Mounds: On autopilot" .

you win!

And Travis was quite skilled at creating his own mannequins - both male and female. When Phlox's 3 wives came to visit, Phlox tried to find members of the crew willing to "entertain" them. He went through all the male members of the crew - and even T'Poll, but they all declined.

But then he remembered Travis.

Travis was more than happy to take on all 3 of Phlox's wives. But when he got them back to his room, they all paired off with mannequins. Apparently they found the manniquins more animated than Travis.

So, Travis decided to find comfort with "Ensign" Mounds, but was upset to discover that T'Pol had taken her and disassembled her to be used as spare parts.

 

[jespah]

Travis writes slash fanfiction about his mannequins.

 

[bbjeg]

Travis also has the largest umbrella collection in Starfleet, regardless that he spends most of his time in space.

 

[eyeresist]

When Travis is annoyed at Captain Archer, he leans forward at his station and lets out a fart that drifts back to the captain's chair. Travis calls these his "spatial charges".

This also explains the expression that Archer has much of the time.

 

[Melakon]

Travis also has the largest umbrella collection in Starfleet, regardless that he spends most of his time in space.

When Malcolm asked why he had all those umbrellas in his quarters, Travis said they were for when he made his famous jumbo Mai Tai's.

 

[IrishNero]

However, Travis never drank the Mai Tais. They were for Hoshi, and Travis invited her to his quarters again and again; to no avail.

 

[bbjeg]

^Saving each undrunken Mai Tai in his closet, in case she changes her mind down the road.

 

[Willow]

When Travis is annoyed at Captain Archer, he leans forward at his station and lets out a fart that drifts back to the captain's chair. Travis calls these his "spatial charges".

This also explains the expression that Archer has much of the time.

Dang..darn near lost my beverage on that one!

Anyone ever hear about Travis' grazing of an asteroid while on an away mission aboard Shuttlepod One? Took out the engines and he had to drift around for an hour until Trip rescued him.

Earned him the nickname "Ensign Mayday" Thankfully, Travis doesn't quite get the joke and he just smiles when anyone calls him by that name.

 

[eyeresist]

He waves and says "Hi - that's not my name." They ignore him.

 

[bbjeg]

Like always.

 

[Melakon]

One day, Travis drew caricatures of the bridge crew, and everyone enjoyed the ones he did of them. They just couldn't figure out who the guy was in his self portrait.

 

[eyeresist]

^ To be fair, when Travis looks in the mirror all he sees is a vague blur.

 

[eyeresist]

Mr Montgomery has hidden depths - he has written a comic book!

http://www.trektoday.com/content/2015/03/montgomery-comic-book-signing/
http://fanboycomics.net/index.php/i...ny-montgomery-miles-away-star-trek-enterprise
http://fanboycomics.net/index.php/blogs/bryant-dillon/item/2256-miles-away-graphic-novel-review

His is the only name on the cover, though apparently it is co-written with Brandon Easton. Someone else did the art.

 

[Melakon]

^ To be fair, when Travis looks in the mirror all he sees is a vague blur.

I actually have that problem. It's not a lot of fun, but at least I don't have to shave anymore.

 

[eyeresist]

At least you're not a vampire

 

[IrishNero]

Mayweather had so many issues; most of which emanated from his intense dislike for staples and rubber bands. As a consequence, he often lost or jumbled stacks of paper, including the time when he inadvertently dropped a paper star chart into the command toilet and had to use a plunger to retrieve it. A remnant of fecal matter that was left on the chart was mistaken by T'pol as an uncharted star system, and by the time the crew realized they were far off-course, they found themselves in a world of sh*t.

 

[jespah]

That fecal matter star system was then named for Captain Vanik.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Travis stole the NX-01's steering wheel between seasons and nobody noticed!

 

[IrishNero]

The Enterprise doesn't have a steering wheel. It has a hemp-rope and pulley system. controlled by a Wii. Travis is the chief pulley guy...

 

[jespah]

Hence his impressive muscle definition.

Travis also shovels coal for the NX-01.