I stayed up way too late last night finishing Space Opera by Catherynne Valente. It's extremely funny (very Hitchhiker'Guide), has amazingly imaginative aliens & worlds, and also has a lot of heart. I laughed a lot and cried a little. I've loved everything of Cat's I've read and this is no exception.
Basically, what if humanity is finally contacted by aliens and we have to prove we're sentient by not coming in last in an intergalactic music competition (like EuroVision). If we do come in last, humanity will be annihilated. Our only hope is 2 washed up glam rockers.
"Life is beautiful and life is stupid. This is, in fact, widely regarded as a universal rule not less inviolable than the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the Uncertainty Principle, and No Post on Sundays. As long as you keep that in mind, and never give more weight to one than the other, the history of the galaxy is a simple tune with lyrics flashed on-screen and a helpful, friendly bouncing disco ball of all-annihilating flames to help you follow along."
Basically, what if humanity is finally contacted by aliens and we have to prove we're sentient by not coming in last in an intergalactic music competition (like EuroVision). If we do come in last, humanity will be annihilated. Our only hope is 2 washed up glam rockers.

"Life is beautiful and life is stupid. This is, in fact, widely regarded as a universal rule not less inviolable than the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the Uncertainty Principle, and No Post on Sundays. As long as you keep that in mind, and never give more weight to one than the other, the history of the galaxy is a simple tune with lyrics flashed on-screen and a helpful, friendly bouncing disco ball of all-annihilating flames to help you follow along."