The sci-fi/fantasy character I would least like to marry

[Miss Chicken]

We often have threads on sci-fi hotties but I thought it is about time we looked at the opposite end of the spectrum

Who is the character (of your preferred sex) that you would less like to marry?

Me - Jabba the Hutt.

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

Re: The sci-fi/fantasy character I would less like to marry

Laura Roslin or Kara Thrace from Battlestar Galactica. About 5 minutes into the honeymoon, I'd be under arrest for murder. Hell, that's optimistic. We probably wouldn't even make it back to the other end of the aisle.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Nah, Kara would get you first, then she would be under arrest for murder. But since she's the One True Something Or Other Who Will Save All Humanity, she'll get off with a warning.

I least would like to marry...that flatulent little toad, Rygel XVI.

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

^What about back when he used to have money?

 

[Yoda]

Eww... Uhh, I guess Janeway... or maybe that Pearl Forrester from MST3k... or the cheerleader from heroes.

 

[Kelso]

In Star Trek... Kai Winn or any of the characters played by Majel Barrett.

In fantasy... that junk lady from Labyrinth, I suppose.

 

[Klaus]

 

[Davros]

The Horta

 

[DevilEyes]

Neelix

 

[P0sitr0nic]

pulaski...

 

[Corran Horn]

I'd say Saffron (because she'd probably rob me) but it'd be totally worth it.

 

[QuasarVM]

Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates) from "Misery"

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

While I kinda like the whole goth thing she's got going on, I think Bellatrix Lestrange would be way too risky. (However, that won't stop me from searching for some Bellatrix/Tonks femslash later.)

In fantasy... that junk lady from Labyrinth, I suppose.

She kinda reminds me of my mother.

 

[The Comedian]

Re: The sci-fi/fantasy character I would less like to marry

Laura Roslin or Kara Thrace from Battlestar Galactica. About 5 minutes into the honeymoon, I'd be under arrest for murder. Hell, that's optimistic. We probably wouldn't even make it back to the other end of the aisle.

Not sure what you got against Laura, but I give a megaditto to the idea of not marrying Kara...

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

That ugly, fat dancer from Jabba's Palace.

Those SPECIES chicks...sure, they are hot once second, the next they turn into an ugly monster and rip out your spine. (A lot of women are like that, but these literally rip out your vertebrae.)

 

[childofdarkness]

Dr. Smith from Lost in Space. But since he simply must be gay, I don't have anything to worry about.

 

[Admiral2]

Eww... Uhh, I guess Janeway... or maybe that Pearl Forrester from MST3k... or the cheerleader from heroes.

I'd marry Pearl before I'd go anywhere near Janeway! Shrill, mousy voice, no boobs or butt, ridiculously short and addicted to coffee, a beverage I hate!

Yes, Janeway is unquestionably my "least".

 

[Random_Spock]

Neelix

Agreed.

Also, any Romulan, they seem like the type of species that wouldn't be good to marry.

 

[Ben Sisko3]

I don't want to die.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Zoe from Firefly.