The Rules of Acquisition, Revised.

[IronMaiden]

I was thinking about that funny episode with the rules changed to be good, and i wonder what the rest would be like

Here is the ones so far.

1 - If they want their money back, Give it to them
21 - Never place profit before friendship
24 - Latinum tarnishes, but family is forever.
28 - Money can never replace dignity.

What do you think the rest would be with the new rules?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

War may be good for business, but you can never repay the cost in lives.

20 or so variations on 'Women are people too.'

 

[Kilana2]

It always hurts to suck up to your boss.....

 

[TwoJakes]

Be nice to the people you meet on the way up.
they're the same people you'll meet on the way down.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Never sleep with the boss.

 

[HIjol]

Treat people in your debt like Family - help them.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

3. Never pay less for an acquisition than it's worth.
48. The bigger the smile, the warmer the heart.
156. Feel the Bern.

 

[IronMaiden]

How do you edit threads?