The questions that remain to be asked...

[Asbo Zaprudder]

As a kind of an homage to the great poster Jayson who asks the questions that no-one else dared ask or even thought to ask, I thought I'd start a thread for all the questions that have not yet been asked. Not answered, asked -- we don't need answers here.

Examples:

Q: Is there a market for a food additive that turns your poo different colours, or even fluorescent?

Q: Is it possible for a man to be a closet lesbian?

Q: If we start breeding animals for greater intelligence rather than fashion, edible quality, speed, and so on, when do we stop and do we have the right to stop?

No answers remember, just new questions. "Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?" doesn't count as it's obviously been asked before.

ETA: If you want to start any threads based on the questions herein, feel free.

 

[ITL]

If every atom and particle in the universe doubled in size at the same time would you notice the difference?

Do cats make rude faces at you when you're not looking?

Have you ever farted a tune?

 

[T'Girl]

1. Have I actual been a captive on a alien world since the time I was a baby and everyone around me is an alien actor, kind of like the Turman Show?
2. Is everyone you disagree with correct?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Did I leave my communicator in Bella's office?

 

[Australis]

1. Is this for real?

2. No really, is this for real?

3. What?

 

[Amaris]

*) If I hummed the tune to "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while reading Vonnegut, did I just participate in existentialism?

*) Would it be racist if you paid a Jawa in sand dollars?


J.

 

[Jax]

Q. What would a shaven Wookie look like?

Q. If there is a universe for ever outcome then is there a version of me in another Universe posting the answers to my questions?

 

[ITL]

If there was a cloned you from the future whose timeline was reversed so they did everything backwards and travelled backwards through time, at what point would you meet the other you?

 

[John Picard]

* Have you heard about the Man with Two Butts? Not one, but two.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

* Have you heard about the Man with Two Butts? Not one, but two.

You mean this one?

 

[Chaos Descending]

Since woodchucks are a type of groundhog, how much ground COULD a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

 

[Mike Farley]

Is sex with your clone incest or masturbation?

 

[WillsBabe]

Is faking orgasm while masturbating the ultimate in self deception?

 

[auntiehill]

How exactly DO they get the teflon to stick to the frying pan?

If a man speaks while alone in the woods, is he still wrong?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Who closes the door after the bus driver gets out?

 

[Finn]

What kind of thoughts did Jayson have while his mother was pregnant with him?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Who empties the wishing well?

 

[Gaith]

Q. What would a shaven Wookie look like?

- How long will it be before humans can safely elevate or lower specific body fat-producing cells, thus giving everyone the ability to gradually and healthily give themselves dream figures?

- Same question, for muscles; so we can all have rock-hard abs and firm butts without (necessarily) having to work for them?

- When can I get a Labrador with naturally dark blue fur?

- When will grown meat replace (most) livestock meat, and how much more energy efficient will it be?

- When will the SF-LA high-speed rail line actually become operational?

- When will the next major SF earthquake hit?

 

[Jax]

Is faking orgasm while masturbating the ultimate in self deception?

Surely the real question is...

Does faking orgasm while masturbating make you a pathological liar.