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The Pattern Of 9 Says Trek XI Will Fail

What about that whole thing about even numbered trek films don't suck. Nem killed that one.
It was obvious nonsense long before anyone had even conceived of Nemesis -- the same sort of idiot numerology which holds that celebrity deaths always happen in threes.
 
The Motion Picture: remains to this day one of the more unpopular Trek movies with very few supporters.

Not reading any further, your logic is already flawed. I used to feel quite alone in my love of TMP, the movie that made me a lifetime ST fan - but it's star has been revived in recent years and your claim of "very few supporters" is not correct. ;)
 
Star Trek XI will be released in 2009. Let's take a look at other Trek movies released in years that ended in 9. Star Trek The Motion Picture, released in 1979. Though a financial success, it was a critical failure and remains to this day one of the more unpopular Trek movies with very few supporters. Then there's Star Trek V The Final Frontier, released in 1989. A financial and critical failure with even less supporters than TMP. This is the Pattern of 9, any Trek movie released in a year ending with 9 is doomed to fail. Hell, years ending with 9 aren't good for any movie with the word Star in its title. 1999 didn't have a Trek movie. It did however, have a Star Wars movie, Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace, which is quite possibly one of least popular Star Wars movies. And what do you know, Star Trek XI will be released in 2009. A year ending with 9. Therefore the Pattern of 9 is establised that Star Trek XI will fail. It has to fail. There's no other way of looking at it.

Also, let's take a moment to abbreviate these years to their last two digits. TMP in 79, TFF in 89, SWTPM in 99, and Trek XI in 09. How fitting that this movie be released in a year that abbreviated begins with a zero, given the love affair with the number zero that Abrams and his cohorts seem to have. I'm looking at the direction of the USS Kelvin's registry.
Well, there goes my whole belief system.. :(
 
Star Trek XI will be released in 2009. Let's take a look at other Trek movies released in years that ended in 9. Star Trek The Motion Picture, released in 1979. Though a financial success, it was a critical failure and remains to this day one of the more unpopular Trek movies with very few supporters. Then there's Star Trek V The Final Frontier, released in 1989. A financial and critical failure with even less supporters than TMP. This is the Pattern of 9, any Trek movie released in a year ending with 9 is doomed to fail. Hell, years ending with 9 aren't good for any movie with the word Star in its title. 1999 didn't have a Trek movie. It did however, have a Star Wars movie, Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace, which is quite possibly one of least popular Star Wars movies. And what do you know, Star Trek XI will be released in 2009. A year ending with 9. Therefore the Pattern of 9 is establised that Star Trek XI will fail. It has to fail. There's no other way of looking at it.

Also, let's take a moment to abbreviate these years to their last two digits. TMP in 79, TFF in 89, SWTPM in 99, and Trek XI in 09. How fitting that this movie be released in a year that abbreviated begins with a zero, given the love affair with the number zero that Abrams and his cohorts seem to have. I'm looking at the direction of the USS Kelvin's registry.

Perhaps 3rd time lucky :D :bolian:
 
Probably the worst troll I've seen in a while!
Not sure to what you're referring, but the (
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As for worst? Meh. Stick around -- there's much better (and worse) every day than anything I see going on in this thread.
 
Since past performance is apparently a solid indicator of future performance, I've decided to crunch some numbers.

Star Trek (2009) will be the fourth Trek film released during the summer. I took the combined domestic gross of the previous three releases (TWOK, TSFS, and TFF) and divided them by their combined production budget. I calculated the average rate of return on a summer Trek movie to be 3.72

(Emphasis mine)
Take the numbers individually:
3 x 7 =21
21 - 2 = 19 :eek:

I think something profound's just happened here.

Incidentally, the UK release for Insurrection was 1st January 1999. QED.

Regardless of the year Trek XI (Roman numeral for 9 in reverse, you see) is released, it's going to take a lot more than its release date to affect its quality. The number of nacelles appearing in the film will also have a direct impact. I'm still quite looking forward to it though :)

In the meantime, I've got a little under six months left to prove that all 9s equal 47...
 
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What about that whole thing about even numbered trek films don't suck. Nem killed that one.
It was obvious nonsense long before anyone had even conceived of Nemesis -- the same sort of idiot numerology which holds that celebrity deaths always happen in threes.

Yeah, screw numerology. This isn't a bad theory, but I'll stick to interpreting the Rorschach patterns contained within my used Taco Bell wrappers, thank you very much. What? It has a proven higher degree of success.

I used to feel quite alone in my love of TMP, the movie that made me a lifetime ST fan - but it's star has been revived in recent years and your claim of "very few supporters" is not correct. ;)

You are indeed not alone, good sir! Although I still think Billy Van Zandt's scene should have been left cut out. :p
 
What about that whole thing about even numbered trek films don't suck. Nem killed that one.
It was obvious nonsense long before anyone had even conceived of Nemesis -- the same sort of idiot numerology which holds that celebrity deaths always happen in threes.


Yeah, Nemesis was the first trek movie I saw in theatres. There was a giant cardboard ship from Galaxy Quest in the main lobby. I think it was called the Protector. It looks like a TNG combadge.

Overall.......Hmm.. I would say it's not that big of a deal.
 
^ Like I said, you're attitude is brilliant. People should just chill and stop worrying because yeah, what's the big deal? :)
 
Star Trek The Motion Picture, released in 1979. Though a financial success, it was a critical failure and remains to this day one of the more unpopular Trek movies with very few supporters.

I liked TMP though its doesn't measure up to others (excluding the terrible NEM & FF).
 
Guess what, folks? I found more proof to back up the Pattern of 9. Star Trek Insurrection was the ninth Trek film, and it was not a very popular one. Didn't really do too well at the box office, isn't really held in high regard by fans.

I'm telling you, the number 9 is cursed.
 
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