The Onion: Struggling Mets Combine To Form Carlos Voltron

[Klaus]

It's from the Sports section but I think it belongs here for obvious reasons...

Struggling Mets Combine To Form Carlos Voltron

 

[Neroon]

LOL! I'd post it in the Sports forum also, though! Mets Fan could use all the cheering up he can get.

 

[Klaus]

I did.

 

[God Magnus]

"...manager Jerry Manuel called the team to the dugout, where he commanded them to prepare their interlock systems for activation, connect the appropriate dyna-therms, charge up the infra-cells to full capacity, engage the mega-thrusters, and give it their best out there."