It's from the Sports section but I think it belongs here for obvious reasons... Struggling Mets Combine To Form Carlos Voltron
LOL! I'd post it in the Sports forum also, though! Mets Fan could use all the cheering up he can get.
"...manager Jerry Manuel called the team to the dugout, where he commanded them to prepare their interlock systems for activation, connect the appropriate dyna-therms, charge up the infra-cells to full capacity, engage the mega-thrusters, and give it their best out there."