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Touch of Satan. Our "hero" -a dim guy name Jody- is staying with a girl (Melissa) he ran into at a pond, who happens to be a witch.
Melissa has convinced Jody to stay the night with her and her family -if she manages to get him to lover her and have sex with her, it'll break the hold Satan has on her releasing the family from his wrath.
Jody is investigating the guest room he's been given where he's greeted by Melissa's "grandmother" (actually a severely burned, and aged, sister of Melissa's. While Melissa has not aged, her sister has and was severely burned while being burned as a presumed witch) the elderly woman surprises Jody, he goes to question Melissa on who she is.
Jody: "Who is she?"
Melissa: "She's my great-grandmother."
Mike (as Jody): "She's not that great."
There's some back and forth between Jody and Melissa on the "great grandmother."
Jody: "She wasn't afraid to go in my room without knocking."
Melissa: "She's an old-lady, Jody."
Mike: "They don't know what they're doing half the time."
Crow: "I tell-ya what, I'll go flip her left-turn signal on and she'll go right back to sleep!"
Melissa: "I'm sorry, go back to sleep."
Tom (as Jody): "Uh, could you make your grandma wear a bell?"
A funny, movie, this one. Lots of great moments especially as Crow struggles with the numerous, past-due, pregnant pauses between lines in the dialogue.