The Night Crew

[CookieMonster]

^ I bed hed offer the protein shake to me! But then again I have girl parts. That would probably help.

SO I take it you shot down ceilingcat earlier this evening?

 

[RoJoHen]

Are you drunk?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

She's offering to drink your protein shake! Does it matter?

 

[RoJoHen]

Is that what she said?

I have to admit I had no idea what she was talking about.

However, on that note, I'm going to go out and get laid.

And when I say "get laid," I really mean "get drunk, lonely, and then come home and masturbate."

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well i gotta go to bed soon anyway, since i have a morning interview tomorrow.

 

[Super Grover]

Is that what she said?

I have to admit I had no idea what she was talking about.

However, on that note, I'm going to go out and get laid.

And when I say "get laid," I really mean "get drunk, lonely, and then come home and masturbate."

then it's the strip club then?

 

[Super Grover]

She's offering to drink your protein shake! Does it matter?

My Milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

 

[RoJoHen]

No...more like my best friend and his co-workers, who may or may not all be total douchebags. But there is one really cute girl among them I sort of liked the last time we went out, so who knows?

 

[Super Grover]

Do they pop their collars and tilt their hats, and go overboard on the axe bodyspray?

 

[RoJoHen]

No, and if they were, I would have to kill my best friend for associating with them.

 

[CookieMonster]

She's offering to drink your protein shake! Does it matter?

Actually no, I just wanted to make a point cuz I can....

I dont do that....*shudder* *gag*

Is that what she said?

I have to admit I had no idea what she was talking about.

However, on that note, I'm going to go out and get laid.

And when I say "get laid," I really mean "get drunk, lonely, and then come home and masturbate."

How sad for you. A good looking guy like yourself should have no problem with the ladies. Then again look at me.

I dont even know what is going on with my dating life right now.

She's offering to drink your protein shake! Does it matter?

My Milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

Again....ew...no I just felt like being weird for a moment....alcohol may have contributed to this....

I hate HATE HATE that song.....

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Thank God i've never heard that song.

 

[RoJoHen]

Is that what she said?

I have to admit I had no idea what she was talking about.

However, on that note, I'm going to go out and get laid.

And when I say "get laid," I really mean "get drunk, lonely, and then come home and masturbate."

How sad for you. A good looking guy like yourself should have no problem with the ladies. Then again look at me.

I dont even know what is going on with my dating life right now.

Well, I can tell you that I have never had a girlfriend, and I have sex a grand total of one time. And that was over 2 years ago.

 

[CookieMonster]

Is that what she said?

I have to admit I had no idea what she was talking about.

However, on that note, I'm going to go out and get laid.

And when I say "get laid," I really mean "get drunk, lonely, and then come home and masturbate."

How sad for you. A good looking guy like yourself should have no problem with the ladies. Then again look at me.

I dont even know what is going on with my dating life right now.

Well, I can tell you that I have never had a girlfriend, and I have sex a grand total of one time. And that was over 2 years ago.

......

Wow...if you are being serious...I am shocked....

That must mean you arent the hit it and quit it type.

Good for you, there are so few like you out there.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'll be right over!

 

[RoJoHen]

I have no reason to lie.

But now I really need to be going. If not sex tonight, then at least I can have some drunken fun with my best friend.

Later, you crazy kids.

 

[Super Grover]

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She's offering to drink your protein shake! Does it matter?

My Milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

Again....ew...no I just felt like being weird for a moment....alcohol may have contributed to this....

I hate HATE HATE that song.....

I just thought it was funny in a 8th grade kind of way.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I have no reason to lie.

But now I really need to be going. If not sex tonight, then at least I can have some drunken fun with my best friend.

Later, you crazy kids.

Good night man. I'll be turning in soon actually.

 

[Super Grover]

Now I'm stuck at work wit noone to talk to.

Damn this piece of wedding cake from the break room is very very very sweet.

 

[CookieMonster]

Now I'm stuck at work wit noone to talk to.

Damn this piece of wedding cake from the break room is very very very sweet.

I am here....am I no one?