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I wish I had a young man's metabolism. I want a burger. 
So eat a burger!
My stomach has been acting goofy the last couple months. Sometimes I can eat a lot (which is normal for me), but I'll also have random days where I can barely eat anything and I get full on very little food. Those days bother me. I need to be able to stuff my face every day.
My stomach has been acting goofy the last couple months. Sometimes I can eat a lot (which is normal for me), but I'll also have random days where I can barely eat anything and I get full on very little food. Those days bother me. I need to be able to stuff my face every day.
^I can't! I ate a chocolate bar!
As do I. That's the problem.
^If I do that I'll end up the size of two. Besides, I'm diabetic, it's about health more than vanity!
Well, not really, but at least I can say so.
Well, not really, but at least I can say so.
Dude, I had to buy jeans in a size 8 today. You should be bolstering my integrity, not encouraging my future obesity!
^Congratulate? You should be consoling me!
Well, sizes have been reworked a lot, with the size numbers going down while the actual size stays the same -- hence the "size zero." Some pants sizes are done like men's, by inches. The problem with this, though, is that it's hard to get the inches right on a girl, because they vary from waist to hip -- if you're like me, it's nearly impossible to find a pair of jeans that fit: it seams easy, my waist is 26 inches, so I should wear a 26, right? Problem is, my hips are 38 inches...
Anyhoo, 8 isn't a bad size, it's pretty average. "Plus" sizes start at 14. But I should be a couple of pants sizes smaller.
For a real mind-boggler consider this: I'm a size 8 in pants, but a 4 in dresses. God, I hate women's sizes! I just want to be rich enough to have everything tailored.
Anyhoo, 8 isn't a bad size, it's pretty average. "Plus" sizes start at 14. But I should be a couple of pants sizes smaller.
For a real mind-boggler consider this: I'm a size 8 in pants, but a 4 in dresses. God, I hate women's sizes! I just want to be rich enough to have everything tailored.
Hey! You've been up WAY too late. You keep coming on after I've gone to bed!
^No! It's like Romeo and Juliette -- we keep missing each other!
Well, at the moment I am debating whether to go to bed or to stay up all night. Maybe you can help me make the decision?
Well, at the moment I am debating whether to go to bed or to stay up all night. Maybe you can help me make the decision?
Let's stay up all night talking about Hamlet. I was in a play once that was a parody of Hamlet based on the story Run Spot Run. I was Rosencrantz.
EDIT: As long we don't have to kill ourselves because our families are dweebs. That'd kind of suck, as romantic as it is.
But really, I'm making some vegetable soup and then I should go to bed. I've been on this awful no seeing of daylight schedule all week, and today I finally managed to get up at 10am, hence the supposed to sleep at 8pm thing.
EDIT: As long we don't have to kill ourselves because our families are dweebs. That'd kind of suck, as romantic as it is.
But really, I'm making some vegetable soup and then I should go to bed. I've been on this awful no seeing of daylight schedule all week, and today I finally managed to get up at 10am, hence the supposed to sleep at 8pm thing.
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