I ate a large pizza as part of a bet. Got 15 dollars. Feeling very lazy now.
It's a very pedestrian bet, but hey, free money.
It's a very pedestrian bet, but hey, free money.
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And a free dinner. Eww, though.
I had a sandwich from the deli by the train, if we're doing dinners.
I want to go to Amsterdam, to ride a bicycle, visit museums, see Rembrandt print plates, and try untainted ecstasy.
Very pedestrian. Not that I make a habit of this, you understand, but I've eaten large pizzas a number of times.
Hi all. Popping in after watching TVH on TV earlier. "Admiral, there be whales here!" 
it's 07:10. i spent an hour yesterday lamenting my inability to watch the following movies on DVD...
Iron Man
GI Joe: Rise of Cobra
Transformers 2
Wolverine
am i sad because I wanna watch movies not yet released?
Iron Man
GI Joe: Rise of Cobra
Transformers 2
Wolverine
am i sad because I wanna watch movies not yet released?
ICE CREAM! What the hell? Ice cream. 
I think, perhaps, some explanation is necessary...
I've been a bit depressed lately; work doesn't start for a couple of weeks, Aunt Flo's making her monthly visit, etc. I rarely even turn on the tv, but last night, out of depression induced insomnia and boredom, I watched a glittery sort of pseudo-documentary on ice cream. Now, I like a scoop of ice cream on occasion, but it's not a major craving for me, and I can truthfully say that before last night I've not had ice cream in at least 4 months. But that show, that show did something to me; after watching it I had to have ice cream. I walked to the deli and bought a pint of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough. And it is a good thing I'd eaten only a salad all day, because I ate the whole pint!
With that I got my semiannual ice cream craving out of my system. Or so I thought.
Tonight, I'm lounging about, watching PBS -- Antiques Roadshow is one of the best shows on television, in my opinion -- when what comes up next? A motherfucking PBS documentary on ice cream.
And I don't have any.
Because I ate it all.
Last night.
I think, perhaps, some explanation is necessary...
I've been a bit depressed lately; work doesn't start for a couple of weeks, Aunt Flo's making her monthly visit, etc. I rarely even turn on the tv, but last night, out of depression induced insomnia and boredom, I watched a glittery sort of pseudo-documentary on ice cream. Now, I like a scoop of ice cream on occasion, but it's not a major craving for me, and I can truthfully say that before last night I've not had ice cream in at least 4 months. But that show, that show did something to me; after watching it I had to have ice cream. I walked to the deli and bought a pint of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough. And it is a good thing I'd eaten only a salad all day, because I ate the whole pint!
With that I got my semiannual ice cream craving out of my system. Or so I thought.
Tonight, I'm lounging about, watching PBS -- Antiques Roadshow is one of the best shows on television, in my opinion -- when what comes up next? A motherfucking PBS documentary on ice cream.
And I don't have any.
Because I ate it all.
Last night.
Seriously? Wow, that really takes me by surprise. Thinking about it, I suppose I don't swear much around here. But in real life I've a mouth like a sailor -- when I want to, at least.^tsq swore! My illusions are shattered!
And, like I said earlier, I did spend most of my day chilling with a big group of Harlem hip-hop musicians.
i love girls who do that. they look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouths and then they turn around and have a potty mouth.so much the better if it is revealed in the sack, mid-coitus...
There's whales in the Admirals Lounge ? What crazy thread has Elim started this time ?
He flooded the damn lounge.
Seriously? Wow, that really takes me by surprise. Thinking about it, I suppose I don't swear much around here. But in real life I've a mouth like a sailor -- when I want to, at least.^tsq swore! My illusions are shattered!
And, like I said earlier, I did spend most of my day chilling with a big group of Harlem hip-hop musicians.
But you're supposed to be all sweet and cute and innocent!
Now who am I supposed to corrupt and turn to evil ?
The internet sure does foster misconceptions! I'll be as innocent as you like, and you can corrupt me all you want, so long as you bring a pint of cookies and cream and some chocolate syrup.
What about a cherry?
Has to be fresh. I hate maraschino cherries.
And don't think I'm sharing.
And don't think I'm sharing.
Women. Good thing i'm gay.
Well then since i don't see Philo around, i'll hit on you.
Yeah, well I hope they both like fat girls, because I'd be out there getting another pint if it weren't for the gale and downpour rattling my windows!
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