The Night Crew

[Hermiod]

I'm going to bed now. And I'm going to try to avoid nightmares of me in five years' time.

If you do that you'll just run in to the nightmares about me!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

*basks in his age of 23*

 

[Hermiod]

^Don't disrespect your elders, boy.

 

[Sephiroth]

*digs out my .357*

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

What are you doing with your gun, dude?

 

[RoJoHen]

Wow, its only 2am, and I missed 5 pages of posting action! That almost never happens.

I went out for a couple drinks tonight. Didn't get drunk in the slightest, but it was nice to get out of the house. There was a very drunk young dude at the bar (had to be early 20s) hooking up with a very drunk 40-something woman. They were making out. It was kind of gross.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well he'll be happy that he got some action.

 

[RoJoHen]

At the time, maybe. But I guarantee he is going to want to cut his dick off come sunrise.

*shudders*

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Ah the horrors of waking up sober someplace with someone that could use a bag over her head.

 

[RoJoHen]

More like a burlap sack.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That bad huh? Not even the beer goggles on the simpsons could fix it? Seph, you still with us, man?

 

[RoJoHen]

Beer goggles have to come off sometime.

According to the bartender, this woman comes in about 5 nights a week, gets hammered, and goes home with a different each night. The bartender than yelled, "WHORE!" right at the woman. It was pretty awesome.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Did the woman notice or was she too bombed by that point? Sephiroth, say something! Your last post concerns me.

 

[RoJoHen]

She had no idea what the hell was going on.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That's awesome! Thankfully, i've never been that drunk at a bar before.

 

[RoJoHen]

I've blacked out at bars before. Once, I bought a round of Jagerbombs for my friends, and I spilled mine before I could drink it. I then proceeded to lick it off the table.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Precious alcohol! Soaking into shag!

 

[Shaw]

Hey it's not my fault! My parents are cheap!

-and-​

I'm 23 and i love my av! I live in CA and am currently unemployed. *gets defensive*

There is nothing wrong with having supportive parents... I wish I had had them. When I was 18 my parents gave me a box of food and $100 and showed me the door.

Of course life is full of surprises, because when I was 23 my Dad fell on hard times and came to live with my wife and I for a year. None of my other brothers and sisters (whom he had helped put through college) were willing to help him.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

Unbans Shameless ... there is nothing wrong with not having cable. Well here in Australia anyways. I think it's something like 50 dollars per month. No thanks.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

It's really great actually, not having to pay rent. I have a sweet deal here.

And thank you for unbanning me.