The Night Crew

Look away! I'm hideous!

 

No you're not.

 

That's it, you convince him to show his face and I'll take the photos.

 

I just got 99% on a project worth 20% of my final mark!

 

YAY!!!

 

Nicely done, Hasu-Achoo!

(I like the rhyme )

And just how is that supposed to work, exactly?

 

Yeah, not bad considering the course is ona 3rd year level and im in 2nd. My stock price went up from 38 to 211 dollars

And Achoo is a play on my alter ego "ashu"

 

Leave that to me ...

 

Oh my!

 

I then sell the photos to the National Enquirer (I wonder what headline they'll make up to go along with them), and Shameless and split the money. Easy money.

 

You think I'm important enough to make the Enquirer? Why Hermiod! You're so sweet!

 

^They're always on the lookout for pictures of freaks, saves them time photoshopping pictures of Britney Spears.

 

Congrats Hasu.

I just had some takeaway Chinese for dinner. There is some fried rice and honey chicken leftover, and gonna pack up my PC around 8pm. Already ready to disappear for a while.

 

^Should we be worried ?

 

About what?

 

He's just moving.

 

Britney and I are like peas in a pod! Bananas in the jungle! Hookers and blow!

 

AAAAHHHHHH.


.....Im giddy.

 

I was just worried that there might be something wrong, that's all.

Curiously, that last one was rejected as a potential title for her new album.

 

*radar goes off* Someone said blow?