the moon

[JarodRussell]

LOL. Russia? China it is. The Russians and the Americans are out of the game.

 

[RandyS]

lunarresgistry.com says i can own an acre of the moon for $20

No you can't. I bought the entire moon for a song years ago. It's mine I tell you. Mine.

 

[MacLeod]

Really I thought it was established that Professor Cavor and Mr Bedford, where the first to reach the moon and the book "First Men in the Moon" is a historical document retelling their story.

 

[smiki]

^Ah, but you're forgetting that the Americans, in association with a Frenchman, went there first!! As described in the well known historical documentaries From the Earth to the Moon* and Around the Moon**. Technically, they didn't land there though, but still.

*reference link
**reference link

 

[Robert Maxwell]

You know what's the best thing about the Moon? Moon People.

I'm going to go ahead and eat. I'm not going to panic either and then everyone realized who David was and what he did for a living and calmed down and listened to what he was saying and went ahead and ate there breakfast. David turned to Cheral with a smile and Cheral said 222. David said you know me, yes maam.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The moon really belongs to those brilliant minds who can conceive, design, construct, launch from Earth, pilot, and land a moon craft, then explore, analyse the environment, brave dangerous encounters, interact with intelligent life forms, and return home with choice specimens - all within the space of a Bank Holiday.

Their ingenuity, engineering skills and sheer mental toughness are the envy of everyone.

Not to mention their reason to choose to go to the moon and do the other things - not because they are easy, but because of all the CHEESE.

 

[ITL]

And they appreciate a fine cheese, what's more. *salutes*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"We came with crackers, for all Mankind and Dogkind."

... sorry, I'm welling up inside... excuse me...

 

[trekkiedane]

And they appreciate a fine cheese, what's more. *salutes*

We need to find another moon -one that's made out of BACON! -that's more.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

And they appreciate a fine cheese, what's more. *salutes*

We need to find another moon -one that's made out of BACON! -that's more.

What about Gammonmeat?

 

[Holdfast]

Then we blow it up, what else?

The first, and best, answer.

Prepare the Moon Cannon!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Then pieces of the Moon hit you eye like a big pizza pie.

 

[JarodRussell]

Then pieces of the Moon hit you eye like a big pizza pie.

Well that's a morte.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Ouch.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

The Moon belongs to America, and eagerly awaits the arrival of her astro-men. Will YOU be among them?

 

[Capn Flukie]

Well, I saw the official video footage and the Moon clearly belongs to MTV.

 

[JarodRussell]

There is no moon, damnit. It's an artificial construct. Ever wondered why we only see one side even though it's supposed to be a sphere? It's not a sphere, it's a flat, painted disc, put up by them. If you check the data, nobody wrote down information about a moon 10,000 BC. That's because it wasn't there at the time.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Then we blow it up, what else?

The first, and best, answer.

Prepare the Moon Cannon!

But we like the MOOON. (But not as much as a spoon.)

 

[scotpens]

Really I thought it was established that Professor Cavor and Mr Bedford were the first to reach the moon and the book “First Men in the Moon” is a historical document retelling their story.

You mean the British were the first to land on the moon?

Shhyeah, right. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You should see a doctor about that.

Or a TV exec ...