the moon

[TheGodBen]

While they're preoccupied grabbing the moon, rush in and steal Moscow.

They'll have egg on their face then. They'll return all smug and superior from having captured the moon, and then won't their faces fall when they realize Moscow's missing?

The moon's more valuable than Moscow, the moon has helium-3 while Moscow has vodka and Russian prostitutes. You can't build a fusion reactor using vodka and Russian prostitutes. The Russians already tried, all they created was a big mess.

 

[MANT!]

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[RJDiogenes]

Give the Moon back to the Moonians, I say.

 

[SPCTRE]

I distinctly recall Neil Armstrong said, "one small step for a man, one giant DIBS! for America!"

Oh, sweet Jesus *takes deep breath* *wipes tears off his face*

Thank you, JiNX-01, for making my day.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

The moon's more valuable than Moscow, the moon has helium-3 while Moscow has vodka and Russian prostitutes. You can't build a fusion reactor using vodka and Russian prostitutes. The Russians already tried, all they created was a big mess.

Yeah -- too much vodka and Chernobyl fallout -- happens to me every time.

 

[Darth Duck]

The moon's more valuable than Moscow, the moon has helium-3 while Moscow has vodka and Russian prostitutes. You can't build a fusion reactor using vodka and Russian prostitutes. The Russians already tried, all they created was a big mess.

Moscow sounds like a much better party than the moon. You can't have a swinging moon-party without vodka and Russion prostitutues, the Yanks already tried that, all they created was a big, sober sausage-fest.

 

[YellowSubmarine]

You mean, like Russia suddenly declaring claim to the entire Moon?

There shall be much laughter, I would think.

I see no issue if they decide to increase their territory with more largely uninhabited land. They've got 20 more places to go down in population density, I'd say let's give it to them. Adding the moon, they will tripple their territory, the population will go down to 2.57 people per sq kilometre, and they'll barely beat Australia and Namibia.

Actually, I'd say let's give them the sun! That will do it!

 

[Mr Awe]

what if russia takes our moon before we get back into space?

Right now, I'd worry more about the Chinese. But, they can't take the moon for themselves.

Mr Awe

 

[Admiral Shran]

The moon's more valuable than Moscow, the moon has helium-3 while Moscow has vodka and Russian prostitutes. You can't build a fusion reactor using vodka and Russian prostitutes. The Russians already tried, all they created was a big mess.

The Russians can have the moon. Just send me the prostitutes. The same goes for the Chinese.

 

[TheGodBen]

Moscow sounds like a much better party than the moon. You can't have a swinging moon-party without vodka and Russion prostitutues, the Yanks already tried that, all they created was a big, sober sausage-fest.

But you can't generate vast amounts of power through partying. Caltech already tried that, all they created was Charlie Sheen.

 

[Skywalker]

That's no moon. It's a space station!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

That's no moon. It's a space station!

And they're planning on de-orbiting it by 2020. Now I see the confusion.

"Operation: Mikoyan's Vengeance". Moon-drop. Excessive, but spectacular.

 

[captcalhoun]

they can have the Moon, we'll take Mars!

 

[Skywalker]

That's no moon. It's a space station!

And they're planning on de-orbiting it by 2020. Now I see the confusion.

"Operation: Mikoyan's Vengeance". Moon-drop. Excessive, but spectacular.

Let's just hope the real Moon doesn't de-orbit anytime soon, 'cause...that'd be bad.

 

[YellowSubmarine]

And they're planning on de-orbiting it by 2020. Now I see the confusion.

Oh, just like the old times when Russia de-orbited Theia to kill the dinosaurs! Awesome! Too bad that won't leave much to de-orbit for the next time.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

what if russia takes our moon before we get back into space?

Oh those silly Communists. Wait they're not Commies anymore? When did that happen?

"The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up." "THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO THINK!!!"

 

[ITL]

We must be ever vigilant...

 

[Darth Duck]

Moscow sounds like a much better party than the moon. You can't have a swinging moon-party without vodka and Russion prostitutues, the Yanks already tried that, all they created was a big, sober sausage-fest.

But you can't generate vast amounts of power through partying. Caltech already tried that, all they created was Charlie Sheen.

You can generate vast amounts of friction through vodka-fueled partying with Russian prostitutes, awwww yeah.

 

[scotpens]

While they're preoccupied grabbing the moon, rush in and steal Moscow.

Hell, go in and steal all of Russia. It’ll make a great vacation land for lawyers in love.

Let’s just hope the real Moon doesn't de-orbit anytime soon, 'cause...that'd be bad.

“What the hell was that noise?”

 

[Locutus of Bored]

what if russia takes our moon before we get back into space?

White Russians on the Moon?

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