The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Withers]

Captain Robau: Who is your commanding officer? Is it him?
Romulan: We're Romulans not Republicans- why would we put the retarded guy in charge?

-Withers-​

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Sensors are detecting ManBearPig at 125 mark 14, sir...

Kirk: Quick! Flood the mine! Wait, is that kid craping a treasure?

SULU: It's mine! MINE!!! Keep your hands off it!!!

 

[Set Harth]

We're Romulans not Republicans- why would we put the retarded guy in charge?

 

[M'Sharak]

Let's leave the politics to the political forums, shall we?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Inquiry...what is...a "Cleveland Steamer," Doctor?

 

[USS Kongo]

Kirk: "You mean the whole thing was just a dream?"

Sean

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chekov: "Computer, ETA to planet Wulcan?"

Computer: "A suffusion of yellow."

 

[T'Girl]

Captain Robau: Who is your commanding officer? Is it him?
Romulan: We're Romulans not Republicans- why would we put the retarded guy in charge?

Captain Robau: I'm pretty sure that the moderator was serious up there about no politics.

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Pike: How are we getting such a clear image of the enemy ship?

Sulu: We've added a new color to the viewscreen ... yellow.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"There are two kinds of people in this universe, those with fully charged phasers and those who dig."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Scotty: " Six months I've been here, living off Starfleet protein nibs in the promise of a good meal!"

Kirk: "You're Scottish, fry something!"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Scotty: " Six months I've been here, living off Starfleet protein nibs in the promise of a good meal!"

Kirk: "You're Scottish, fry something!"

Scotty: I canna do it Captain we ran out of matches.

 

[cooleddie74]

KEENSER: Once you go whatever-the-hell-I-am, you never go back, baby!

 

[Set Harth]

KIRK: I never learned how to read!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Green-blooded butt pirate...

 

[USS Kongo]

Kirk: "Yo, she-bitch, let's go!"

Sean

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Anyone seen my bottle of Astroglide?

 

[Set Harth]

KIRK: All this talk about screwing farm animals is making me hot.

 

[cooleddie74]

CUPCAKE: Listen, pal...there's only one of you and there are FOUR of us...where I come from that's a hot orgy just a-waitin' to happen!

 

[marillion]

After McCoy gets him sick in order to get him on the Enterprise he asks groggidly: "I can haz Cheezburger?"....