The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Herkimer Jitty]

Nero: "Spock. I want to have sex with you. No, not the young you, you idiots. The old you. Oh my, yes."

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Picard: "I'm Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Federation starship Jellyfish. We're on a mission of peaceful spinning."

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Sulu to Pike, whilst pointing at his console: "Uh...Captain...there's a red thingy coming towards a green thingy. And I think we're the green thingy."

BOOM!

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: First...Vulcan. Then Earth...and the other major worlds of your precious Federation.

Then...finally...when your alliance is nothing but ashes...I will turn on my greatest enemy.

MANBEARPIG.

 

[ST-One]

Sulu to Pike, whilst pointing at his console: "Uh...Captain...there's a red thingy coming towards a green thingy. And I think we're the green thingy."

BOOM!

I got the Blu-ray of that film today; I'm going to watch it later.

 

[cooleddie74]

GAILLA: Actually, Jim...the real reason I'm green all over?


Untreated Risan gonorrhea.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

NERO: First...Vulcan. Then Earth...and the other major worlds of your precious Federation.

Then...finally...when your alliance is nothing but ashes...I will turn on my greatest enemy.

MANBEARPIG.

Now I can say it before you do:

Nero: "...and when the Galaxy is finally rid of ManBearPig, everyone will say: Thank you Nero, you are super awesome. The end. Excelsior! Wooooosh!!!!!"

ST-One: Yeah I thought that was missing!

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: First...Vulcan. Then Earth...and the other major worlds of your precious Federation.

Then...finally...when your alliance is nothing but ashes...I will turn on my greatest enemy.

MANBEARPIG.

Now I can say it before you do:

Nero: "...and when the Galaxy is finally rid of ManBearPig, everyone will say: Thank you Nero, you are super awesome. The end. Excelsior! Wooooosh!!!!!"

ST-One: Yeah I thought that was missing!

Keenser sorta reminded me of Manbearpig. Scotty should have known better.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Or one of those devil-worshipping critters.

Hey at least there wasn't a contract-waving Cartman around. Although, that would have made things even more interesting.

 

[Mach5]

NERO: First...Vulcan. Then Earth...and the other major worlds of your precious Federation.

Then...finally...when your alliance is nothing but ashes...I will turn on my greatest enemy.

MANBEARPIG.

I feel sorry for him. I don't think he has any friends!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

*The Narada appears in front of the Kelvin*

Robau: "Oh shit!"

Ensign Ricky: "I know! That giant spaceship's going to destroy us all!"

Robau: "No, not that. I just remembered I have to pick up my dry cleaning."

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: First...Vulcan. Then Earth...and the other major worlds of your precious Federation.

Then...finally...when your alliance is nothing but ashes...I will turn on my greatest enemy.

MANBEARPIG.

I feel sorry for him. I don't think he has any friends!

NERO: Vulcan is now destroyed! Everyone else in my crew is now SERIOUSLY stoked on me...EXCELSIOR!!!

 

[Search4]

Sulu to Pike, whilst pointing at his console: "Uh...Captain...there's a red thingy coming towards a green thingy. And I think we're the green thingy."

BOOM!

I got the Blu-ray of that film today; I'm going to watch it later.

Winner!

 

[Set Harth]

KIRK: “Spock, your planet has been annihilated, your mother’s been killed, billions of your people have been wiped out, and your captain is being held captive by the one responsible, who is now on his way to destroy Earth and the rest of the Federation. But there is some good news.”

SPOCK: “What is it?”

KIRK: “I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.”

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Would this be a bad time to mention I accidentally time-traveled back a decade and now the Enterprise won't exist?

 

[Captain MAJ]

NERO: ALL YOUR PLANETS ARE BELONG TO US!

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Sensors are detecting ManBearPig at 125 mark 14, sir...

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

SULU: Sensors are detecting ManBearPig at 125 mark 14, sir...

Kirk: Quick! Flood the mine! Wait, is that kid craping a treasure?

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Sulu to Pike, whilst pointing at his console: "Uh...Captain...there's a red thingy coming towards a green thingy. And I think we're the green thingy."

BOOM!

I got the Blu-ray of that film today; I'm going to watch it later.

Winner!

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Spock: Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

 

[I-Am-Zim]

In the cave scene with NuKirk:

Spock: My time...the universe I came from...is unchanged. My...and Nero's...arrival in this univese has changed its destiny, not my own. I do appologize for the inconvenience.

That's all it would have taken to establish without a doubt that the original timeline is still there and that the Abramsverse is either a branch off or a different universe in and of itself. Simple. Easy. That's why it didn't happen.