The Killing Game Line-by-Line

[Orac]

[Sickbay]

(A crewman is lying on a biobed.)

EMH: Punctured lung, arterial rupture, fracture of the 13th vertebra. He needs surgery.

 

[May 20]

(An Hirogen Nazi is brought in.)

MEDIC: First and second degree burns to the face and neck. Treat him.

 

[CaptVader]

EMH: His injuries are minor. He can wait.

 

[May 20]

MEDIC: I said treat him.

 

[Orac]

EMH: This man has massive internal injuries. If I don't operate now, he'll die.

 

[May 20]

MEDIC: Treat the burns, or I'll deactivate your program.

 

[CaptVader]

EMH: What kind of physician are you? The first rule of triage states that the critical injuries take priority.

 

[Orac]

Medic: You're rules, not mine.

(He deactivates the EMH.)

Medic: From now on, leave the wounded prey where they fall. Tend only to our own.

 

[CaptVader]

[Holodeck two - Klingon programme]

(A trio of Klingons are getting drunk.)

NEELIX: I'm as dry as the crater at Tarpahk. In the middle of the dry season. When it's dry!

 

[Orac]

Klingon: No! I'm not done!

 

[Athena28]

NEELIX: Share with your brothers. It's the eve of battle. I may be drunk, but I can still send your soul to the next world and leave your body here to rot. Though from the stench of it, I'd say it's begun to already.

 

[May 20]

[Corridor]

(Machine gun fire nearby. A holographic Nazi aims his weapon at Kim, and gets shot by -)

KIM: Tom!

 

[CaptVader]

PARIS: Wrong guy. You speak English?

 

[May 20]

KIM: Yeah. I speak English.

 

[CaptVader]

PARIS: American?

 

[Orac]

Kim: I didn't see him coming. You saved my life.

 

[CaptVader]

PARIS: Why are you out of uniform? What Company are you with?

 

[May 20]

KIM: Well, er, I'm a civilian.

 

[Athena28]

PARIS: In the middle of a battle zone in France? The hell you are.
Go on, I'm right behind you. Look, I don't have time for 20 questions. You say you're an American? All right then. If Betty Grable came around that corner, what part of her would you be staring at?

Sorry. Time's up.

 

[Orac]

Kim: Her legs! I'd be staring at her legs.