Of all the Posts to misquote. That is definitely the first classic of the year. 
The Happy Newyear thread
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Oops, so sorry.
I'll fix it.
It's too late for my heart now.
Congratulations-- but you're being a little overprotective, aren't you?
Don't EVER misquote posters like that and give me a fucking coronary ever EVER again.
Best laugh of 2009 so far.
Laugh it up.
For a fraction of a second, I genuinely had adrenaline surge of FEAR!
I feel bad, even though I can't stop laughing. I'll get you a pacemaker for your birthday. 
It's the fat fingers.
Way too much information...It's the fat fingers.
This is already shaping up to be a vintage year, never mind it being a happy and new one.Of all the Posts to misquote. That is definitely the first classic of the year.
Thanks everyone!
Yeah, she has just been "off" for week - tired, mildly nauseous, going to bed around 9.30. Not quite the right combo for going out New Years Eve.
Yeah, she has just been "off" for week - tired, mildly nauseous, going to bed around 9.30.
Not quite the right combo for going out New Years Eve.
Now THAT'S what I call a Christmas present!
Now THAT'S what I call a Christmas present!
Indeed it was - we found out Christmas around 4pm.
I hate when people answer their cell and say "No I can't talk now, I am in church/the store/the bathroom/the line at the register/etc." If you can't answer now - then don't answer the phone!!! Just turn the stupid thing off
Happy New Year to you too!
*hangs up*
Congratulations on your pregnancy, DarkHelmet (and Holdfast
DarkFast? HelmetHold? Oooh, DarkHold!
Hmmm, FastHelmet? 
