The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Thor Damar]

was at the forefront of

 

[CoveTom]

a Cardassian dietary revolution, shifting

 

[Vulcan Princess]

attention away from weightier matters.

 

[CoveTom]

Sisko was pleased, as Prophets

 

[Vulcan Princess]

prognosticated possibilities, pondered pointless penumbras,

 

[rahullak]

spouted spiteful sayings, shouted sinful

 

[JayOwl]

shenanigans, and attacked arduous arms.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Why, Prophets? What displeases you

 

[CoveTom]

about alliteration?"

"It is linear,"

 

[CaptainStoner]

said one. "It is annoying,"

 

[CoveTom]

said another. "It's annoyingly linear,"

 

[Vulcan Princess]

they all said in unison.

 

[bbailey861]

Eager to leave the Celestial

 

[CoveTom]

Lowe's, Sisko decided "do-it-yourself pylon

(Okay, I don't know if hyphenated phrases count as one word or multiple words. So sue me.)

 

[Vulcan Princess]

repair and lawsuit filing" was

(I did just finish law school and have massive student loans to pay off. Don't tempt me with an invitation to sue. )

 

[bbailey861]

best left to SCE personnel

 

[JayOwl]

, but only when they weren't

 

[CoveTom]

in the employ of Section

 

[Deranged Nasat]

32, the secretive order of

 

[CoveTom]

tribble hunters who work tirelessly