The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[JayOwl]

the blood of our enemies!"

 

[Thor Damar]

"This ain't sto'vokor" said Satan

 

[CaptainStoner]

Smith, the diabolically named engineer.

 

[JustKate]

"It's worse. It's...calculus!" he

(I made pickles a couple of weeks ago. Really. They were boring old pickled cucumbers, though.)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

crowed, before handing Martok pencils

 

[Vulcan Princess]

and an abacus. No calculator!

 

[JustKate]

"Can't calculate logarithms with this,"

(I actually did at one time know how to use a slide rule. Mind you, I didn't enjoy it, but I could do it.)

 

[CoveTom]

this pencil is NOT #2!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Take it up with Office

 

[CoveTom]

Clippy, our new computer assistant,"

 

[JayOwl]

It turned out that 'Clippy'

 

[KimMH]

could calculate algorithms and pickle

(like *JUSTKATE!*)

 

[JayOwl]

kligon coffee while jumping up

 

[CoveTom]

to help write a letter.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

"Dear Authors," the letter began.

(Whatever will Clippy and the DS9 crew have to say to us?)

 

[JayOwl]

"We are all deeply upset

 

[Vulcan Princess]

by the neglect of the

 

[reversepolarity]

Office 97 application. Why don't

 

[Thor Damar]

you use the excelent spellchock?

(PS, 'Satan Smith?' brilliant.)

 

[CoveTom]

Furthermore, based on extensive testing,