The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Mike Farley]

had a bumpy forehead and

 

[Deranged Nasat]

it was clear he'd contracted

 

[Thor Damar]

the wrong people. The Empire

 

[Vulcan Princess]

ran a public service announcement

 

[KimMH]

offering contracts to vampire hunters

 

[Thor Damar]

with an empathic demand that

 

[JustKate]

they not violate the regulation

("Empathic"? Oh, well, what the heck. After all, why not an empathic demand?)

 

[Eyes]

of wearing purple hats in

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

a less than manly manner,

 

[judge alba]

in the original Cardassian so

 

[Eyes]

trumpeted by those who considered

 

[Vulcan Princess]

other languages to be inferior.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"We are the bestest, superiorest

(With many apologies to DiaboliKate...nothing forms a superlative like incorrect application of -est!!)

 

[PSGarak]

coolest cats on the block,

 

[Thor Damar]

causing all others to agree

 

[PSGarak]

with our fashion sense and

 

[Deranged Nasat]

generally being awesome", noted the

 

[Thor Damar]

Supreme Legate of the Cardassian

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Self-Promotion Society. He nodded

 

[Thor Damar]

with elegant prose and turned