The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[JustKate]

all wearers of funny hats

 

[Deranged Nasat]

. "My hat, it has three

 

[judge alba]

Turnips brought from the far

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

, fabulous corners of Epislon 5.

 

[Mike Farley]

"
"Your hat is fugly!" Jake

 

[Daneel]

exclaimed.

"And not manly!" Dukat

 

[Red Ranger]

added, snorting some strong cocaine.

 

[Daneel]

"Hey, where did you get

 

[Mike Farley]

the blow?"

"Space Hippies," Dukat

 

[JayOwl]

explained through more snorting, and

 

[Daneel]

continued, "They were looking for

 

[Red Ranger]

Woodstock, so I traded them

 

[Daneel]

a map for their coke."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"A deal almost Ferengi worthy,

 

[Red Ranger]

Dukat," Quark said in approval.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Praise from swindler!" chortled Garak.

 

[Red Ranger]

"Get stuffed, tailor," Quark snapped.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Thadial Bokar arrived, menacing in

 

[Mike Farley]

pink ruffles and a bonnet

 

[JustKate]

accessorized with a beaded clutch

(Which is a kind of purse, for those of you who are feminine fashion-impaired. But if you want to turn it into some other kind of clutch, that's fine with me.)