THE GREAT AMERICAN WIFE-OFF!!!1!

[Plecostomus]

So, who's wife is more awesome-er? Mine or yours?

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Yours...I'm not married.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

Christian Bale is the best wife I could ever ask for.

 

[Angry Angel]

I'm not married yet ... but my gf is a vice-Admiral on a trek board ... how's that for awesome!

 

[Aurian]

Creamed corn wtf..

*gag*

 

[trampledamage]

You missed an option..

I am the wife

 

[RoJoHen]

I don't have a wife, but my cat would like to enter this competition.

 

[miraclefan]

Not married. And I'll reserve judgement till I see a pic!

 

[Whoa Nellie]

You missed an option..

I am the wife

So am I.

Not only am I on several Star Trek forums but I also write sexy Star Trek fan fiction stories. My hubby thinks that combination is just way too cool.

Warmest Wishes,
Whoa Nellie

 

[Luckyflux]

All depends on who uses more Miracle Whip when making my sammich!

 

[CorporalClegg]

Creamed corn wtf..

*gag*

I second that !

That's a can that should NEVER be opened under any circumstances.

In fact, I think guy who invented it must've had mushed kernels for brains.

 

[Plecostomus]

Well I figured since no one actually eats the stuff we should use it in the wrestling pit.

 

[FrontLine]

I win

What ever it is that you two have been up to, we've been at it longer, harder, and with stain blocking power.

I have the ultimate wife. But I'm always willing to compare notes.

 

[Plecostomus]

I win

For future reference, very similar to Jenifer. The pattern of spots are different and Jenifer has a head attached to her neck.

Love them "squishy" women.

 

[FrontLine]

I win

For future reference, very similar to Jenifer. The pattern of spots are different and Jenifer has a head attached to her neck.

Love them "squishy" women.

I'll be sending my portfolio for examination. I expect you to send yours soon

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Is now the right moment to change my avatar back to Papa Lazarou?

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

I win

For future reference, very similar to Jenifer. The pattern of spots are different and Jenifer has a head attached to her neck.

Love them "squishy" women.

I'll be sending my portfolio for examination. I expect you to send yours soon

Ah good to see I'm not the only "normal shaped woman" out there the only real difference is as Pleco says, my spots are in different locations and I have a head on my neck.

Now should I start a Husband-Off thread or does that sound too much like a discount hand-job you get at the airport in Amsterdam?

 

[ITL]

Is now the right moment to change my avatar back to Papa Lazarou?

It is belonging to you, Dave. So, yes.

 

[nevermore]

I don't have a wife, but my cat would like to enter this competition.

My cat says I have to vote for your cat.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

Ahem...

What's the forum policy on nipples?