The Golden Girls are hysterical!
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I may have to start watching this show. I remember when it was originally aired, but I don't think I was quite the demographic they were aiming for.
I remember SNL did a great skit where some High School boys were performing a 'stunt' they saw on TV and one of the kids died. They video taped it, and it was four kids sitting around a table wearing dresses and wigs and eating cheesecake and one of the kids choked on the cheesecake and died. The skit ended with the high school choir singing "Thank you for being a friend" at the kids' funeral. It was hilarious!
I remember SNL did a great skit where some High School boys were performing a 'stunt' they saw on TV and one of the kids died. They video taped it, and it was four kids sitting around a table wearing dresses and wigs and eating cheesecake and one of the kids choked on the cheesecake and died. The skit ended with the high school choir singing "Thank you for being a friend" at the kids' funeral. It was hilarious!
This show was one of my guilty pleasure awhile ago. I was really hapy to see Bea Arthur guest star on one of my favorite shows, Malcolm in the Middle. years back. She's still as funny in her own way as ever.
I've never been able to watch this show for more than 30 seconds without blood coming out of my ear and then convulsing into seizures and then waking up 2 hours later with my head in the oven.
If other people like it, that's fine, but me... :shudder:
Trekker, luckily with an electric oven.
If other people like it, that's fine, but me... :shudder:
Trekker, luckily with an electric oven.
Blanche: Does Rose know?Sophia: Jean is a lesbian.
Blanche: What's wrong with that?
Dorothy: You're not surprised?
Blanche: No. Isn't Danny Thomas one?
Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.
Blanche: Lesbian. Lesbian. ::gaps:: Lessssssbian!
Sophia: There's more: Jean thinks she's in love with Rose.
Blanche: I do not believe it I just don't believe it!
Dorothy: I was pretty surprised myself.
Blanche: Well, I'll bet! To think Jean would prefer Rose over me? That's ridiculous!
Dorothy: No.
Blanche: Oh, good. I don't think we should tell her. After all, she's not as worldly and sophisticated about these things as I am.
Sophia: You're right. If she finds out Danny Thomas is a lesbian it'll break her heart.
That's just a brilliant episode. The whole series is superlative. They just don't make 'em like than any more, unfortunately.Dorothy, on Stanley: It seems ironic I put my trust for the future in a bald pinhead with the morals of a worm who earned a living selling plastic dog doo. (pause) Oh, well. At least I'm not bitter.
Yep. Briliant.
Blanche: Oh, I have writer's block! It is the worst feeling in the world!
Sophia: Try ten days without a bowel movement sometime.
Blanche: You just sit there hour after hour after hour.
Sophia: Tell me about it.
Sophia: (Seeing that Rose is making ribs on the grill) Ribs. Great. Why don't you just kick the dentures out of my mouth.
Sophia: Try ten days without a bowel movement sometime.
Blanche: You just sit there hour after hour after hour.
Sophia: Tell me about it.
Sophia: (Seeing that Rose is making ribs on the grill) Ribs. Great. Why don't you just kick the dentures out of my mouth.
Come up with that all by yourself?
I recall an episode where Rose was mugged and out of fear bought a gun.
The other ladies return home and a frightened and startled Rose opens up with the gun and annihilates the vase beside the door.
This scene had me in stitches for ages
A really good show with some excellent dry humor.. just the way i like it.
The other ladies return home and a frightened and startled Rose opens up with the gun and annihilates the vase beside the door.
This scene had me in stitches for ages
A really good show with some excellent dry humor.. just the way i like it.
Whilst watching the clips a few of you posted, I found a GG scene about cupcakes on youtube. I never imagined a dialogue about cupcakes could be so dirty and full of double-entendres. "My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men love my cupcakes". I don't want to think about Dorothy's cupcake(s).
I recall an episode where Rose was mugged and out of fear bought a gun.
The other ladies return home and a frightened and startled Rose opens up with the gun and annihilates the vase beside the door.
This scene had me in stitches for ages
A really good show with some excellent dry humor.. just the way i like it.
Blanche: You shot my vase!
Rose: I didn't shoot Lester!
Blanche: I'd rather you shot Lester!
I really love this show!!!!! 
I have a couple of favorite scenes from the show as well.
The episode where Blanche dates a younger man.
Blanche: "...he's only five years younger than I am.."
Dorothy: "In what, Blanche DOG YEARS?!"!!!!
And also when Dorothy calls her mother names.
"Listen you vindictive little sea monkey!!!"
"Get back here, you little Sicilian geiko!!" "guffaw"!!!!
Another funny scene is when Rose's sister comes for a visit.
Rose's sis: "don't tell me..she's zesty, spunky, and full of life..she's Dorothy's mother Sophia!"
Sophia:"She's mopey, dopey, and full of crap, it's Rose's sister!!!" That one had me laughing for days!
I loved Dorothy and Sophia the best, although I can be a bit like Rose at times.
I have a couple of favorite scenes from the show as well.The episode where Blanche dates a younger man.
Blanche: "...he's only five years younger than I am.."
Dorothy: "In what, Blanche DOG YEARS?!"
!!!!And also when Dorothy calls her mother names.
"Listen you vindictive little sea monkey!!!"
"Get back here, you little Sicilian geiko!!" "guffaw"!!!!
Another funny scene is when Rose's sister comes for a visit.
Rose's sis: "don't tell me..she's zesty, spunky, and full of life..she's Dorothy's mother Sophia!"
Sophia:"She's mopey, dopey, and full of crap, it's Rose's sister!!!"
That one had me laughing for days! I loved Dorothy and Sophia the best, although I can be a bit like Rose at times.
