The "Girls"...

[jamestyler]

Anyone who has named theirs "James Westfall" and "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater" gets extra TrekBBS points.

You get ten yourself - I was one click away from posting that quote at 5am

 

[Hermiod]

^Plus bonus points if anything is named "The Octagon".

 

[ITL]

^ You got to have the 'tasche and a nice pair of slacks to pull of names as funky as those for your stuff.

 

[captcalhoun]

i know a woman who refers to her boobs as 'the boys'.

i've read interviews with models who have named their jubblies. sometimes 'leftie and rightie' or 'pinky and perky' or other such nonsense.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I actually have a friend at work who refers to hers collectively as "the boob."

Do they have... er... "piercings?"

 

[The Borg Queen]

They should be called "The Twins" instead.

 

[DeafPoet]

Personifying "the good parts" be they male or female always seems a little creepy to me. Ask my girlfriend. Not that that's stopped her

 

[The Borg Queen]

My wife hasn't named hers but she insists they are as smart if not smarter than her, the left one has a business degree from Harvard.

The girl with two brains?

 

[JuanBolio]

Why the hell do they constantly have to use euphemisms in commercials involving private parts? Why can't they say "penis", or "vagina"? They even shy away from "breasts". WTF? That's what they're called!

"Certain part of the male body"???

FAH!

"MEAT SCEPTER!"

 

[backstept]

I first saw that commercial while at the gym on the treadmill watching the screens they have set up . . . had to quickly distract myself

 

[Plecostomus]

My wife hasn't named hers but she insists they are as smart if not smarter than her, the left one has a business degree from Harvard.

The girl with two brains?

Three actually. The one on the right apparently specializes in trigonometric functions.

 

[Rincewiend]

Did they use this song?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LryJydjK7Cw

 

[RJDiogenes]

As euphemisms go, I prefer this one.

 

[JAG]

My DW has used the girls term once or twice. I have never called my genitals "the boys"

 

[Kira's Mom]

Anyone who has named theirs "James Westfall" and "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater" gets extra TrekBBS points.

You get ten yourself - I was one click away from posting that quote at 5am

I knew an Anchorman reference would pop up in here..

I've called them "the girls" before. It's a little more polite than tits, IMHO...

 

[Bears Discover Fire]

I just say mah boobs.

 

[The Borg Queen]

My wife hasn't named hers but she insists they are as smart if not smarter than her, the left one has a business degree from Harvard.

The girl with two brains?

Three actually.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that other one.

 

[Gertch]

I have never called my genitals "the boys"

Neither have I. Nor my own for that matter.


But I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

 

[The Borg Queen]

Gertch, I think your avatar may be breaking the "No politics outside of TNZ" rule. Just F.Y.I.

 

[Maestro]

Gertch, I think your avatar may be breaking the "No politics outside of TNZ" rule. Just F.Y.I.

Eh, he's entitled to his opinion, and we can all be mature enough to ignore that av if we don't like it.