The "Girls"...

[Kryton]

So I was channel surfing and some ad was winding down (don't know the advertiser) but it was for "normal-size" ladies underwear ... that is, a woman with curves and not starving to death.

Anyway, in the last few seconds a woman is showing off her red satin bra and gestures chestward saying "As long as the girls are happy, I'm happy." and the ad ended.



I've known/dated/was married to some ladies who've made such a reference...I guess it's like when a guy goes commando and says his "boys" are gettin' some air.

But I can't even FATHOM a television ad in the US with a guy referring to his gonads as "his boys", yet there's this ad with secondary sexual features being referred to as "her girls".

Crazy fuckin' world...that's all I gotta say.

 

[RoJoHen]

Since when did breasts become equivalent to genitals?

It's not like she was talking about her vag.

 

[sidious618]

I've not seen it but I know this is an excellent commercial.

 

[Bears Discover Fire]

I've never refered to my breasts as "the girls" and it vaguely creeps me out when other women refer to theirs as thus.

 

[JonathonWally]

Never called em "the boys" usually just stick with "balls" or "mah junk"


Here's how a normal conversation about "balls" with my friends goes

Me: "Fuck man, mah balls are itchy"
Friend 1: "Get the fuck away from me"
Me: "What? They are"
Friend 2: " No one cares"

 

[RoJoHen]

Never called em "the boys" usually just stick with "balls" or "mah junk"


Here's how a normal conversation about "balls" with my friends goes

Me: "Fuck man, mah balls are itchy"
Friend 1: "Get the fuck away from me"
Me: "What? They are"
Friend 2: " No one cares"

I'd rather have that conversation than the one I normally have with my best friend about how his asshole bleeds when he poops too much.

 

[jamestyler]

Here's how a normal conversation about "balls" with my friends goes

Me: "Fuck man, mah balls are itchy"
Friend 1: "Get the fuck away from me"
Me: "What? They are"
Friend 2: " No one cares"

I can only really recall one testicle related conversation which revolved around me saying "I've been sitting in a hot car for eight hours, I'm not going to the pub until I've washed my baws."

The chaps aside (never referred to them as that, seemed fitting in this thread)...

I absolutely love those ads. Models with a bit of meat on them.

 

[ancientone51]

The girls, the twins... I've heard both. Since most of th e Puritanical influace won't let us use the correct terminology we've had to get creative...and we've gotten tired of it so we're having fun.

 

[T'Bonz]

I've used the phrase "the girls." I've not heard any men in my life use "the boys" but I've read it online, especially in the "Boxers vs. briefs" type discussions. Women online have also spoken of "the girls."

 

[Deckerd]

One person's 'secondary sexual features' are another person's 'feature for naming a whole genus of species'.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Where's the YouTube link?

 

[Kryton]

I only caught the end of the ad with the "girls" reference so I don't have even a guess who the advertiser was. It's probably safe to presume it isn't Victoria's Secret....

 

[Emher]

I've certainly heard the girls. A friend of mine even named hers individiually I do not however have any kind of name for my genitals. I could go with Perisc**k, but it's not my thing to be so proud of myself as to name parts of me things.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Oh, yeah, I knew someone who named them individually. That was hilarious.

 

[Plecostomus]

My wife hasn't named hers but she insists they are as smart if not smarter than her, the left one has a business degree from Harvard.

 

[the Dagman]

Here's how a normal conversation about "balls" with my friends goes

Me: "Fuck man, mah balls are itchy"
Friend 1: "Get the fuck away from me"
Me: "What? They are"
Friend 2: " No one cares"

I can only really recall one testicle related conversation which revolved around me saying "I've been sitting in a hot car for eight hours, I'm not going to the pub until I've washed my baws."

The chaps aside (never referred to them as that, seemed fitting in this thread)...

I absolutely love those ads. Models with a bit of meat on them.

Normally, I couldn't recall having any conversations about testicles with my friends. But, having rented Idiocracy for the first time this past weekend we all had a roaring good time watching the "Ow! My Balls!" show on infinite loop during the menu.

 

[kimc]

I actually refer to mine as "my bazoombas". I like the latin flair.

 

[RoJoHen]

I actually have a friend at work who refers to hers collectively as "the boob."

 

[Pegaritaville]

I've never refered to my breasts as "the girls" and it vaguely creeps me out when other women refer to theirs as thus.

I haven't picked out individual names, but I often refer to my breasts as "the girls". Not sure what's creepy about that- I've always looked at it as an inoffensive euphanism. To each their own, I guess.

 

[Hermiod]

Anyone who has named theirs "James Westfall" and "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater" gets extra TrekBBS points.