The Friday Flirt Thread...

[K'Ehleyr]

Ok I'm bored. My men are out and I have access to you lot and a bottle of wine ~ so lets flirt. Innocent, old fashioned, "I say", "Carry On" stuff... let's see what your flirting style is like...

So I'll start...

Hello boys

Disclaimer ~ this thread is open to all, the more the merrier

 

[Plecostomus]

Ok I'm bored. My men are out and I have access to you lot and a bottle of wine ~ so lets flirt. Innocent, old fashioned, "I say", "Carry On" stuff... let's see what your flirting style is like...

So I'll start...

Hello boys

Disclaimer ~ this thread is open to all, the more the merrier

So how you do'n?



(is groping permitted? )

 

[captcalhoun]

roses are red
poems are corny
let's go to bed
i'm feeling...

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Ok I'm bored. My men are out and I have access to you lot and a bottle of wine ~ so lets flirt. Innocent, old fashioned, "I say", "Carry On" stuff... let's see what your flirting style is like...

So I'll start...

Hello boys

Disclaimer ~ this thread is open to all, the more the merrier

So how you do'n?



(is groping permitted? )

'Aw Joey' *in the voice of Estelle*
And no ~ no groping until the 2nd bottle of wine

roses are red
poems are corny
let's go to bed
i'm feeling...

thorny

 

[Plecostomus]

Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all night... screaming but hey. Lemme buy you a drink then.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Plec ~ how did you ever get married

 

[captcalhoun]

i haven't got any money becuase of the credit crunch, could you buy me a drink?


(as for my poem, a girl came in work today, wearing a vest top with that written on. when i asked her if it was an open offer, she said no because she hadn't felt that way for a long time...)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hey K'Ehleyr, wanna roar and hurl heavy objects?

 

[An Officer]

Whatever happened to ladies having a headache on a Friday night?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Hey K'Ehleyr, wanna roar and hurl heavy objects?

It depends if you're quick at ducking and know any Klingon poetry?

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

My thong just hit the floor, any takers?

 

[An Officer]

They? Everybody in the thread? Oh dear...

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Whatever happened to ladies having a headache on a Friday night?

We found Ibuprofen and gorgeous trekbbs men to entice us

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

They? Everybody in the thread? Oh dear...

Stupid coolers, still having an effect on my ability to speak proper english.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hey K'Ehleyr, wanna roar and hurl heavy objects?

It depends if you're quick at ducking and know any Klingon poetry?

I am so there.

Oh, wait, you said ducking? I can do that too.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Hi girls. *hands out cocktails*
KT I think you've scared them away

 

[Squiggy]

My thong just hit the floor, any takers?

I like where this thread is going.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hi girls. *hands out cocktails*

Bloodwine? Me likey. *grabs bottle and chugs*

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Hey K'Ehleyr, wanna roar and hurl heavy objects?

It depends if you're quick at ducking and know any Klingon poetry?

I am so there.

Oh, wait, you said ducking? I can do that too.

Give me your right arm... *sniffs*

 

[Plecostomus]

Plec ~ how did you ever get married

By accident. No seriously.

I was working nightshift and I got off work one night... decided to hit the 24 hour supermarket and stock up on Hot-Pockets and other basic bachelor-foods (ranch dressing, ramen, pizza-rolls, mini-tacos, blocks of cheddar cheese and cans of red-beans.) This is at midnight mind you.

I get to the frozen food section and there are no hot-pockets. None. All gone.

This is odd, so I look around and I spot HER. Pushing a shopping-cart FULL of them around the corner. I run (actually walk) over to her and say "could I interest you in parting with a few of those so I have something to microwave at work this week?"

Her reply "Yes of course. I wish I had one of those replicator things from Star Trek then I wouldn't have to share."

Two hours of chit-chat and blah blah later I had her phone-number and a date. Six months later, married.


Now back to the flirting. Are we only permitted to flirt with K'ehleyr or can we flirt with An Officer too?