The Fan Pit

[Hartzilla2007]

I say we take off and nuke the entire Fan pit from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

No way in Hell that nukes will be enough we'll need to drop a moon on them and then cut the heads off the wounded survivors and burn their bodies we should also do the same to anyone who got blood on them as they might be infected.

 

[Aragorn]

I am metaphorically pouring petrol into the pit.

Burn the heretics.

Burning them is not good enough this pit needs battery acid and sharp metal spikes and lava lots and lots of lava. That will show them.

We have a responsibility to help all those who have had their childhoods raped. My solution would be to go back in time and delay their conception by a day. You're still Bob Smith, but a completely different Bob Smith, so maybe your life won't turn out so angry and bitter toward mere entertainment media. Or maybe instead of Bob Smith you'll become Bobbi Jo Smith and much better for it.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I am metaphorically pouring petrol into the pit.

Burn the heretics.

Burning them is not good enough this pit needs battery acid and sharp metal spikes and lava lots and lots of lava. That will show them.

We have a responsibility to help all those who have had their childhoods raped. My solution would be to go back in time and delay their conception by a day. You're still Bob Smith, but a completely different Bob Smith, so maybe your life won't turn out so angry and bitter toward mere entertainment media. Or maybe instead of Bob Smith you'll become Bobbi Jo Smith and much better for it.

Tampering with the timeline is too dangerous better to use the fan pit of death to remove them from the herd.

 

[cooleddie74]

So long as the Pit is stocked with a minibar, I don't care. We've all gotta fall in sooner or later.

 

[DaveyNY]

So long as the Pit is stocked with a minibar, I don't care. We've all gotta fall in sooner or later.

As The Pit Lord, I have the key's to the Mini-Bar AND the Stockroom...

Have you been a Good Little Pit-Dweller, Mr. Eddie??

 

[Aragorn]

The only drinks you're allowed to drink in the Pit are ones you've already drank before. You must, after all, respect your own canon.

 

[cooleddie74]

Recycle my own liquor urine? Meh. Still better than drinking Coors Light.

 

[Mordock]

Is the Fan Pit going to have shower facilities? I don't mean to resurrect unpleasant stereotypes, but, y'know, lots of fanboys in an enclosed space...

 

[Aragorn]

Like a community shower? The consequences of too many fanboys taking off their shirts at the same time together is too great to have even calculated.

 

[cooleddie74]

If our fanboys are anything like Steve-Dave and Walt? The Fan Pit will be like hell.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Hey I just though of some thing the pit fan really needs Screamers aka these guys http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamers_(film). Only we should really make sure they can't get out of the pit.

 

[Sean Aaron]

Wait, there's a zero in the Registry? Like NCC-01701 or NCC-17010 or NCC-1701-0?

 

[Plumster]

Burning them is not good enough this pit needs battery acid and sharp metal spikes and lava lots and lots of lava. That will show them.

We have a responsibility to help all those who have had their childhoods raped. My solution would be to go back in time and delay their conception by a day. You're still Bob Smith, but a completely different Bob Smith, so maybe your life won't turn out so angry and bitter toward mere entertainment media. Or maybe instead of Bob Smith you'll become Bobbi Jo Smith and much better for it.

Tampering with the timeline is too dangerous better to use the fan pit of death to remove them from the herd.

I'd go back in time and take 200lb's off their asses and get them into play with some females.

 

[cooleddie74]

Why do I get the feeling the Pit won't have a sombrero rack mounted on the side wall?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

We have a responsibility to help all those who have had their childhoods raped. My solution would be to go back in time and delay their conception by a day. You're still Bob Smith, but a completely different Bob Smith, so maybe your life won't turn out so angry and bitter toward mere entertainment media. Or maybe instead of Bob Smith you'll become Bobbi Jo Smith and much better for it.

Tampering with the timeline is too dangerous better to use the fan pit of death to remove them from the herd.

I'd go back in time and take 200lb's off their asses and get them into play with some females.

You could do that if you mind ripping a hole in the space/time continum.

Why do I get the feeling the Pit won't have a sombrero rack mounted on the side wall?

No the rack was destroyed when we dumped hot tar and lava on the people in it.

 

[cooleddie74]

NOOOOO!!!!!!


The Pit with no sombreros?

That isn't the Fan Pit. That's Dante's Third Concentric Ring of HELL.