and I'm not sure I will be able to contain it 
Background ~ New boss at work. Dull, humourless, lickarse who gets orders wrong and rubs everyone up the wrong way whilst running to the 'Big Boss' about anything.
She has bought me up on an accidental timesheet slip ~ which has been approved for 18 months and no one else neither noticed or bothered about, a half hour! Gosh take off my head!
This has been on a thread before so forgive me for ranting but I hate myself for how I'm feeling at the moment.
Today she called me one of 'her staff'
Is it bad that when she was in the kitchen today and I was 'out front' I took great glee in taking orders that are not on the menu, rolling my eyes at customers when they complained they had been waiting so long, poking my head in the kitchen and asking 'do you need a hand?' Explaining that we had no ice 'for some reason the ice machine isn't working' (she had put it back together wrong), sorry we have no mushrooms etc.. 'the order obviously didn't come in' *said loudly so she could overhear*
We have a big day tomorrow with a competition match and I'm dreading it.
I really dislike myself for hoping that she totally cocks it up.
It's a bloody buffet for 40 ~ cold meat, salad, bread etc. and she's bought in a chef to help! For crying out loud!
It's not the fact that I could have the job and I know I could do it better, I don't want it. But I really hate this thing inside me ~ I want her to fail and the schadenfreude within me it truly raised.
When she first joined she said she didn't want to 'tread on any ones toes' or steal peoples hours ~ which is exactly what she's doing.
As I'm typing this I know I should address this with her ~ but for the moment, I'm enjoying being evil
Has anyone been in this position and has the Machiavellian approach ever backfired on you?
Or plan B is to retreat to the cellar and be found in the corner with an empty bottle of wine and the remains of a packet of frozen teacakes

Background ~ New boss at work. Dull, humourless, lickarse who gets orders wrong and rubs everyone up the wrong way whilst running to the 'Big Boss' about anything.
She has bought me up on an accidental timesheet slip ~ which has been approved for 18 months and no one else neither noticed or bothered about, a half hour! Gosh take off my head!
This has been on a thread before so forgive me for ranting but I hate myself for how I'm feeling at the moment.
Today she called me one of 'her staff'

Is it bad that when she was in the kitchen today and I was 'out front' I took great glee in taking orders that are not on the menu, rolling my eyes at customers when they complained they had been waiting so long, poking my head in the kitchen and asking 'do you need a hand?' Explaining that we had no ice 'for some reason the ice machine isn't working' (she had put it back together wrong), sorry we have no mushrooms etc.. 'the order obviously didn't come in' *said loudly so she could overhear*
We have a big day tomorrow with a competition match and I'm dreading it.
I really dislike myself for hoping that she totally cocks it up.
It's a bloody buffet for 40 ~ cold meat, salad, bread etc. and she's bought in a chef to help! For crying out loud!
It's not the fact that I could have the job and I know I could do it better, I don't want it. But I really hate this thing inside me ~ I want her to fail and the schadenfreude within me it truly raised.
When she first joined she said she didn't want to 'tread on any ones toes' or steal peoples hours ~ which is exactly what she's doing.
As I'm typing this I know I should address this with her ~ but for the moment, I'm enjoying being evil

Has anyone been in this position and has the Machiavellian approach ever backfired on you?
Or plan B is to retreat to the cellar and be found in the corner with an empty bottle of wine and the remains of a packet of frozen teacakes
