We sure got a lot of heretics around here.
So does that mean that heresy has gone mainstream? Ugh, I was a heretic before it was cool.
The Dante Inferno Test: 2012 Edition!
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So does that mean that heresy has gone mainstream? Ugh, I was a heretic before it was cool.
I'd say heresy has been mainstream for quite some time now. 
Jesus, last time I was in Limbo! What the hell happened to me in the past two years?
I giggled at the fact that the question "Do you look at pornography?" immediately followed "Are you good at telling lies?"
I have a great deal of problems with some of the questions:
And these are the results from the website:
Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex? NO, but I have tbeen known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the same sex.
Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV? NO, I don't intend to ever own a car.
Do you donate time or money to charities? NO, I live in a 'social democracy', where we pay for that sort of thing via our taxes.
Do you believe in God? Which one?
Are you good at telling lies? I don't think so -but you wouldn't believe the lies I've gotten away with!
Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures? I don't get it! -how many "fine pleasures" is there to life?
Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? FRAK! -What kind of gorram question is that?
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? NO, but violence happens to appear in most of the finer films I watch (video games do not apply to me).
Do you read scripture? Do I read whatnow?
Do you give food or money to beggars? I pay my taxes gladly because they pay for this kind of stuff for me!
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? Of course! -after taxes though!
Do you repent for your sins? What is "sins"?
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? Of course! -"Mileage may vary" though: morals and ethics aren't the same for all of us.
Do you believe in an afterlife? What does "afterlife" mean?
How can I be a polytheist if I'm not even a theist in the first place?
Have you ever engaged in sodomy (non-standard sex)? I'm gay and do the usual sort of sex; no non-standard for me (yet)!
Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country? Of course! -If my country is doing things I consider non-ethical or non-moral I'd do whatever it takes to make it stop! -call it whatever you will, 'my country' is only a geographical accident of birth.
Do you eat at restaurants several times a week? NOpe, I prefer take-away.
Do you often touch yourself in an impure manner? NOpe, I only touch myself in the most pure manner possible!
Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV? NO, I don't intend to ever own a car.
Do you donate time or money to charities? NO, I live in a 'social democracy', where we pay for that sort of thing via our taxes.
Do you believe in God? Which one?
Are you good at telling lies? I don't think so -but you wouldn't believe the lies I've gotten away with!
Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures? I don't get it! -how many "fine pleasures" is there to life?
Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? FRAK! -What kind of gorram question is that?
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? NO, but violence happens to appear in most of the finer films I watch (video games do not apply to me).
Do you read scripture? Do I read whatnow?
Do you give food or money to beggars? I pay my taxes gladly because they pay for this kind of stuff for me!
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? Of course! -after taxes though!
Do you repent for your sins? What is "sins"?
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? Of course! -"Mileage may vary" though: morals and ethics aren't the same for all of us.
Do you believe in an afterlife? What does "afterlife" mean?
How can I be a polytheist if I'm not even a theist in the first place?
Have you ever engaged in sodomy (non-standard sex)? I'm gay and do the usual sort of sex; no non-standard for me (yet)!
Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country? Of course! -If my country is doing things I consider non-ethical or non-moral I'd do whatever it takes to make it stop! -call it whatever you will, 'my country' is only a geographical accident of birth.
Do you eat at restaurants several times a week? NOpe, I prefer take-away.
Do you often touch yourself in an impure manner? NOpe, I only touch myself in the most pure manner possible!
And these are the results from the website:
[waves to all the people down below on level 6]
Forget Dis: the real party is up in Limbo!
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jkowBtwnHM[/yt]
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKFLyQM-1WA[/yt]
Forget Dis: the real party is up in Limbo!
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jkowBtwnHM[/yt]
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKFLyQM-1WA[/yt]
^TURN DOWN THE VOLUME UP THERE!
Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been Judged
Your fate has been decided....
Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Oh, so that's how it works is it? The system's rigged, rigged I tell you.
Wait. Does that mean Jesus and Judas went to the same place? Now I'm confused...
So which one's which? Choose... wisely. 
Together we shall rule the gala... I mean, yay!
Together we shall rule the gala... I mean, yay!
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Amaris
Guest
Ha! I'm so delightfully evil. 
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)| Moderate
Level 2 - Lustful| High
Level 3 - Gluttonous| High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High
Level 7 - Violent | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)| Moderate
Level 2 - Lustful| High
Level 3 - Gluttonous| High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High
Level 7 - Violent | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low
how can you be a heretic?!
Rev. Lovejoy: Marge, have you ever actually sat down and read [the bible]? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
And, you have no idea the kinds of things J does behind closed doors. Oh, my, yes.
Not so, one has to deviate from the belief to be guilty of heresy. Kestra's a very a nice heathen, though.
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Amaris
Guest
Remember, a heretic is someone who does not believe the established canon of the Christian faith. No matter how many puppies I save, old people I help across the street, I'm still condemned. 'Tis how Dante had it set up.
Looks like I'll have enough company.
I dunno whether to be embarrassed or proud. At least I'm not prodigal and avaricious...? They busted me for being a gay atheist and majoring in polisci, which is probably where all my "Fraudulent, Malicious, and Panderers" responses came from.
I don't know where the high violent rating comes from. I can't stand gore and I disagree with the death penalty (mostly its execution, no pun intended).
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
I don't know where the high violent rating comes from. I can't stand gore and I disagree with the death penalty (mostly its execution, no pun intended).
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High