The Dante Inferno Test: 2012 Edition!

[the 4th hanson bro]

4th Level: Prodigal & Avaricious

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Hmm, I never owned a dog before. Could be interesting...

I could be wrong, but I think in this case, the dog owns you.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

4th Level: Prodigal & Avaricious

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Hmm, I never owned a dog before. Could be interesting...

I could be wrong, but I think in this case, the dog owns you.

In every case, the dog owns you.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

My question is: Where does Hell Labs' Ironic Punishment Division fit in?

 

[auntiehill]

I'm in Limbo with the virtuous non-believers.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

 

[Holdfast]

4th Level: Prodigal & Avaricious

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Hmm, I never owned a dog before. Could be interesting...

I could be wrong, but I think in this case, the dog owns you.

Come on, it's not Soviet Russia, it's only Hell...

 

[iguana_tonante]

Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
ché la diritta via era smarrita.

As the only bona fide Italian guy around here, I'll be the one writing it.

Alternatively, I'll be a citizen in good standing of the City of Dis. Well, actually, I've got this result so many times now that I could probably be the Mayor if I decided to run!

 

[Count Zero]

Once again, it's the City of Dis for me. Partyyyy!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

 

[archeryguy1701]

Based on the distribution of my lows and highs, it would seem that I am a very, very bad man.....

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

4th Level: Prodigal & Avaricious

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Hmm, I never owned a dog before. Could be interesting...

I could be wrong, but I think in this case, the dog owns you.

Come on, it's not Soviet Russia, it's only Hell...

So it's better than Soviet Russia?

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

I could be wrong, but I think in this case, the dog owns you.

Come on, it's not Soviet Russia, it's only Hell...

So it's better than Soviet Russia?

It's warmer.

 

[Eyes]

2nd level, although I was dangerously close to 8 by the look of things... I certainly feel I fit much more in 2 than 8, probably fit a lot more of the levels more than 8 (if you can fit in circles of hell at all...), don't know what happened there.

Purgatory - Repending Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Low
Level 2 - Lustful - High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Very Low
Level 6 The City of Dis - Heretics - Very Low
Level 7 - Violent - Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers -High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Low

I'll be having fun on the 2nd level then!

 

[Admiral Shran]

We sure got a lot of heretics around here.

 

[throwback]

For me, I have been banished to the Seventh Circle of Hell -

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

For me, I have been banished to the Seventh Circle of Hell -

AT LAST someone as low as me.

Let's sharpen knives together!

 

[Itisnotlogical]

I'm in the Fifth level, Wrathful and Gloomy. Not especially surprised, given how many people I hate and dread in my daily life I also got a "High" score in Malebolge, the fraudulent, malicious and panderers, which puzzles me because I hate lying and kissing ass almost as much as I hate other human beings. I got moderate scores in both Purgatory and Limbo, so maybe I'll reach that pie in the sky by next year, and eat it all without sharing

 

[Gov Kodos]

Dis id certainly crowding up, time for some new housing

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKhWzNLi1HI&feature=related[/yt]

 

[Itisnotlogical]

I'm so lonely here on Level Five... I need to commit more heresy

 

[Gov Kodos]

Or look for that big Asian palace with the little guy singing about being lonely.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

I'm so lonely here on Level Five... I need to commit more heresy

We could catch "fish" in the river then huck them at passing demons.

 

[trampledamage]

I must be in a good mood this time, I got into Purgatory. Don't think I've ever managed that before