What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummi Bear.
A Gummi Bear.
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What did the little rock say to its mother when it was too scared to go to camp? I wish I was a little boulder.
Where's the "groan" emoticon???
It made me smile 
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
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You walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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It's an inline spoiler, this is the button you use:
or if you prefer to enter the tags directly, it's ISPOILER.
HTH
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Drew Carey: "You women ever look at men's bodies like they're meat? Ever do that when you're alone with your girlfriends? "Look at that baby - that's is USDA Choice Prime Cut. Mmm mmm mmm." My body's the part they make hot dogs out of."
Drew Carey: "You women ever look at men's bodies like they're meat? Ever do that when you're alone with your girlfriends? "Look at that baby - that's is USDA Choice Prime Cut. Mmm mmm mmm." My body's the part they make hot dogs out of."
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Why don't we trust rocks to run a bakery? They don't make the pyrite.
What's a baseball player's favorite baked good? Bunt cake. 
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