The Countdown Continues...

[Woulfe]

Man. The economics of the future work a lot different than I thought.

Well, that's because we're in a recession silly.
The economy is in the toilet still.

So we got to charge an arm and leg for things like Aluminum Foil statues in front of schools named after us from dying after watching this new film.

Let's see $100.00 total for renaming the school and putting up an Aluminum Foil statue pointing up at the sky, wait how big did you want the statue ?

- W -
* after all there's not just materials cost but construction costs as well *

Actually I think he was more worried about dying in the forum when it becomes a warzone after the movie comes out.

Well, in that case lets dig a trench 100ft in diameter around him with a reinforced castle in the middle, fill the trench with water, and in the moat place SHARK'S with FREAKIN' laser beams attached to their heads.

Think that'll keep him safe when the war breaks out here ?

- W -
* Draws up plans for a fallout shelter.... 1950's style of course *

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Well, that's because we're in a recession silly.
The economy is in the toilet still.

So we got to charge an arm and leg for things like Aluminum Foil statues in front of schools named after us from dying after watching this new film.

Let's see $100.00 total for renaming the school and putting up an Aluminum Foil statue pointing up at the sky, wait how big did you want the statue ?

- W -
* after all there's not just materials cost but construction costs as well *

Actually I think he was more worried about dying in the forum when it becomes a warzone after the movie comes out.

Well, in that case lets dig a trench 100ft in diameter around him with a reinforced castle in the middle, fill the trench with water, and in the moat place SHARK'S with FREAKIN' laser beams attached to their heads.

Think that'll keep him safe when the war breaks out here ?

- W -
* Draws up plans for a fallout shelter.... 1950's style of course *

We can barely afford renaming the highschool and the Aluminum Foil statue where the hell are we going to get the scratch to pull off your idea?

 

[cooleddie74]

Man. The economics of the future work a lot different than I thought.

Well, that's because we're in a recession silly.
The economy is in the toilet still.

So we got to charge an arm and leg for things like Aluminum Foil statues in front of schools named after us from dying after watching this new film.

Let's see $100.00 total for renaming the school and putting up an Aluminum Foil statue pointing up at the sky, wait how big did you want the statue ?

- W -
* after all there's not just materials cost but construction costs as well *

Actually I think he was more worried about dying in the forum when it becomes a warzone after the movie comes out.

Dying I can handle.

But at my own hands...or smothered underneath a German streetwalker's meaty thighs.

 

[DaveyNY]

Well, that's because we're in a recession silly.
The economy is in the toilet still.

So we got to charge an arm and leg for things like Aluminum Foil statues in front of schools named after us from dying after watching this new film.

Let's see $100.00 total for renaming the school and putting up an Aluminum Foil statue pointing up at the sky, wait how big did you want the statue ?

- W -
* after all there's not just materials cost but construction costs as well *

Actually I think he was more worried about dying in the forum when it becomes a warzone after the movie comes out.

Dying I can handle.

But at my own hands...or smothered underneath a German streetwalker's meaty thighs.

Oh to die somthered by the sweet smell of suck-cess.


ummm..... what was I going to type..... oh yes.....

0003 Months...
0017 Days...
0022 Hours...
0023 Minutes...

We now return to this mornings presentation of "Dirty Dying"....

 

[cooleddie74]

Actually I think he was more worried about dying in the forum when it becomes a warzone after the movie comes out.

Dying I can handle.

But at my own hands...or smothered underneath a German streetwalker's meaty thighs.

Oh to die somthered by the sweet smell of suck-cess.


ummm..... what was I going to type..... oh yes.....

0003 Months...
0017 Days...
0022 Hours...
0023 Minutes...

We now return to this mornings presentation of "Dirty Dying"....

The brand-new Obama-themed issue of TV GUIDE has pics of the TREK XI Barbie dolls if anyone's interested.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Dying I can handle.

But at my own hands...or smothered underneath a German streetwalker's meaty thighs.

Oh to die somthered by the sweet smell of suck-cess.


ummm..... what was I going to type..... oh yes.....

0003 Months...
0017 Days...
0022 Hours...
0023 Minutes...

We now return to this mornings presentation of "Dirty Dying"....

The brand-new Obama-themed issue of TV GUIDE has pics of the TREK XI Barbie dolls if anyone's interested.

Sheesh I bet the Kirk doll has slept with all the Barbie dolls and her friends.

 

[DaveyNY]

2492 Hours
0026 Minutes...


...I'll bet Ken is jealous as Hell, He's so gay he wanted to sleep with the Kirk Doll First!

 

[cooleddie74]

Sheesh I bet the Kirk doll has slept with all the Barbie dolls and her friends.

Ideally...yes.

Unless this Kirk is lacking defined genitalia. In which case I'm sure he'd find ways to get his asteroids off we can only DREAM of.

 

[DaveyNY]

0100 Days...
0023 Hours...

... so little time...

 

[Mordock]

Unless this Kirk is lacking defined genitalia. In which case I'm sure he'd find ways to get his asteroids off we can only DREAM of.

Man, if they can sneak an adaptation of Samuel Delany's "Aye, and Gomorrah..." into a Star Trek movie, I'll go see it ten times. That would be really ballsy.

Well, maybe "ballsy" is the wrong word...

 

[DaveyNY]

When is Ballsy the right word??

0003 Months...
0006 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

or

0012 Weeks...
0005 Days...
0006 Hours..
0038 Minutes.

or

2142 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

...and the beat goes on...

 

[cooleddie74]

Barely three months! More time has passed since Election Night here in the U.S. than is now left before TREK opens.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

When is Ballsy the right word??

0003 Months...
0006 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

or

0012 Weeks...
0005 Days...
0006 Hours..
0038 Minutes.

or

2142 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

...and the beat goes on...

We should insert the 24

 

[Hartzilla2007]

When is Ballsy the right word??

0003 Months...
0006 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

or

0012 Weeks...
0005 Days...
0006 Hours..
0038 Minutes.

or

2142 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

...and the beat goes on...

We should insert the 24 clock sound in this thread.

 

[DaveyNY]

When is Ballsy the right word??

0003 Months...
0006 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

or

0012 Weeks...
0005 Days...
0006 Hours..
0038 Minutes.

or

2142 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

...and the beat goes on...

We should insert the 24 clock sound in this thread.

...?...

Would that be the Tick, Tick, Tick... Sound like 60 Minutes or the Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock... Sound like GrandFather Clock from Captain Kangaroo?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

When is Ballsy the right word??

0003 Months...
0006 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

or

0012 Weeks...
0005 Days...
0006 Hours..
0038 Minutes.

or

2142 Hours...
0038 Minutes.

...and the beat goes on...

We should insert the 24 clock sound in this thread.

...?...

Would that be the Tick, Tick, Tick... Sound like 60 Minutes or the Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock... Sound like GrandFather Clock from Captain Kangaroo?

Actually more like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko89hiGLUS8&feature=related

 

[DaveyNY]

We should insert the 24 clock sound in this thread.

...?...

Would that be the Tick, Tick, Tick... Sound like 60 Minutes or the Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock... Sound like GrandFather Clock from Captain Kangaroo?

Actually more like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko89hiGLUS8&feature=related

Ahhhhh...

Have never seen the show, so was unaware of it's distinctive sound.

 

[DaveyNY]

It seems that I've been miscalculating a bit.....

My internal clock was off by two whole days for some unknown, but very unique reason...



Anyway, the ACTUAL COUNT is...

0002 Months...
0027 Days...
0023 Hours...
0020 Minutes.

or

0012 Weeks...
0004 Days...
0023 Hours...
0020 Minutes.

or

0088 Days...
0023 Hours...
0020 Minutes.

or

2135 Hours...
0020 Minutes.

Ooops...

 

[cooleddie74]

Add two hours to the remaining countdown, and that's how long it'll be before a few dozen people run screaming into the BBS that the movie sucks and raped their childhoods.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Add two hours to the remaining countdown, and that's how long it'll be before a few dozen people run screaming into the BBS that the movie sucks and raped their childhoods.

See this is why I plan to avoid this thread for at least 2 weeks when the movie comes out do to the chaos that will unfold.

That or I'll just bring pop corn and watch the madness.