I didn't say she was old.
It's her choices.
The long term projects this woman has taken on, if this abortion is a long term project, have caused shrinkage to the point my winkle is dovetailing out of my bunghole, because I don't trust her, and I think she may be retarded. not really retarded like she's a 4 year old, but a really clever 10 year old.
Ghostwhisper was bad.
So bad.
This is worse, and without the supernatural good vs evil onging battle against evil element. Not that that ever happened all too often. Ghostwhisperer might as well be called Post-Post-it.
Lets get down to the weakness of the plot...
She's claiming poverty but living in a house the size of a tenement and probably has three cars in the garage even though her husband was an unskilled construction worker who looked like a model... So she starts giving out handjobs at a massage parlour, but instead of cultivating a client base to pay for her children and house, every week, she thinks it's so sad that these handsome rich, well rounded, intelligible men line up for her handjobs, that she should give them fortune cookie marriage advice until they reconnect with their wives and get their handjobs at home like decent human beings.
The Handjob Whisperer.
(Actually it's a little like Touched by an Angel. Touched by a prostitute?)
This isn't drama.
Drama is when a hero over comes a huge obstacle by using extraordinary measures.
This story is far too ordinary to be on the telly.
Fuck me.
They stole the plot from the first couple episodes of weeds before everything spun out of control, and then got geometrically worse each season.
This Handjob Whisper is no Nancy Botwin.
