50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
The Six Million Dollar Man
"Pilot Error"
Originally aired September 27, 1974
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A plane carrying Steve, a senator, and the senator's aides crashes in the desert. Steve must lead the others to safety despite being blinded in the crash.
The episode opens with Steve piloting a simulation of an inexplicable crash that his co-pilot, Senator Edward Hill (Pat Hingle), was at the controls for as an Air Force Reserve officer, and is facing a board of inquiry over. This is to inform Steve's testimony when he's questioned as an expert witness, having test-piloted the plane. After Steve's out of earshot, the Senator's right-hand man, Joe Lannon (not to be confused with Dr. Winston O'Boogie; Alfred Ryder), asks Hill if Austin's with them or against them. Oscar also tries to influence Steve's testimony, the stakes being that the senator is a likely future vice-presidential candidate pick; and Oscar being motivated by how the Senator facilitated the funding of Steve's bionics without knowing what the money was for. Steve gets Oscar to lay off by literally strongarming him, lifting the side of his car in an airport parking lot, thus threatening his secret and Oscar's authority over him.
The senator and Steve are both scheduled for a flight to an Air Force base that's been delayed by hours, so Hill decides to fly his private plane with Steve as his co-pilot. Also on the trip are Lannon and Hill's pre-med son, Greg (Stephen Nathan). An air traffic controller tries to call the plane with a just-breaking advisory about some nasty weather, but Steve's getting some shuteye and Hill's switched his radio over to light, relaxing music.
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie... As they fly into the weather, Steve and the passengers are out, while the senator has trouble keeping awake himself. He radios the plane's status in, but doesn't try to wake up Steve. Steve eventually comes to from the turbulence, finding Hill acting disoriented and the plane 100 miles off course. They're forced to fly through the weather, and lightning pops a line, causing oil to spray in Steve's face and Steve to cover his eyes. The plane is brought down in a dry and sunny patch of desert. Both of his eyes shut, Steve informs the senator that he can't see.
Greg treats and bandages Steve's eyes, noticing that one of them is artificial and badly discolored. While the senator's having a look at the engine, Lannon chastises Hill for having gotten into this situation, noting that the senator's been hiding having seen a specialist for what Hill dismisses as a temporary problem. The party having no water or working radio, Steve asks about the prospects of flying back out to learn that their obstacles are the oil line, a bent prop, and having to clear a 100-foot strip of rocks and brush. Steve outs himself to his traveling companions by unbending the prop, revealing to the senator that he was the six-million-dollar project. While Hill works on the oil line, the others start clearing the runway--a task that surprisingly doesn't involve any overt displays of bionic strength; Steve's just shown having an easier time picking up the rocks and tearing out brush. During a break, Lannon argues to Hill that they should be finding a way to leave Austin behind so that he can't testify, but the senator won't hear of it. Lannon subsequently finds his opportunity when he stumbles across a big rattler and steers Steve toward it. Steve ends up blindly wrestling with it and inadvertently tossing it in Lannon's direction, so that the snake poetically bites him instead...though this bit of business isn't clearly conveyed visually. Now the only member of the party who isn't impaired in some fashion, Greg treats the bite and declares that they have to get Lannon to a hospital.
Flying solo despite his mystery issue, the Senator gets the plane airborne. In the air, Steve can't see as Hill has another of his spells at the controls. At the Air Force control tower, Oscar confers with Major Phillips (Hank Stohl) and Airman Jill Denby (Suzanne Zenor, who clearly fills a show quota but whose acting isn't terribly convincing). On the plane, Steve soon surmises that something's wrong, and the senator goes into a state of shock. Steve takes the controls, breaking instrument glass to feel the analog indicators while Greg, who can't fly, serves as Steve's eyes for the readouts that aren't as tactile. The plane's radio being able to receive but not transmit, when Denby calls them, Steve responds by changing the transponder to an emergency code and pressing the "ident" button to initially flash yes and no responses, then Morse code, tersely informing her that he's blind and being assisted by a non-pilot. Denby does her part to guide Steve into a landing approach; Steve and Greg are then left to do the rest. The initial touchdown sends the plane bouncing back up, but Steve gains control from there, bringing the plane down intact as the emergency vehicles rush in.
In the coda, an Air Force doctor (Dennis McCarthy) gives Steve's natural eye a clean bill of health, declaring his other eye to be out of his field of expertise and crediting Greg for having saved his vision. Oscar has learned that the senator, who's since resigned, has a brain tumor, the malignancy of which hasn't been determined. Outside the hospital, Airman Denby makes a point of introducing herself to Steve, getting a spinning hug when he figures out who she is.
If there was an update on Lannon, I missed it. He pretty much fell out of the story once he was bitten.
Shazam!
"The Lure of the Lost"
Originally aired September 28, 1974
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A woman is concerned about her brother, Gary, when he seems to have fallen in with the wrong crowd—a drug dealer named Brock. Billy and Mentor must help Gary break free of his connections with Brock.
There's tension in the van about Beethoven vs. generic but groovy-era rock music when the Elders call, telling Billy of someone who's been avoiding her responsibility out of love for her brother. No playwrights, poets, or philosophers are quoted--I guess Beethoven met that quota. They're soon flagged down by a groovy strawberry blonde named Holly (Christina Hart), but after they help her get her VW Beetle unstuck from the side of the road, she takes off without thanking them. She inadvertently leaves her handbag behind, and the Shazamic Duo find...
Mentor: Drugs.
Billy: Holy moley!
Following a brief Elder flashback, Billy whips out his dirt bike and takes off after Holly. Elsewhere, Mark (Derrel Maury) is putting pressure on Gary (Christopher Stafford Nelson), fearing trouble from a pusher named Brock if they don't get back the stuff that Holly took from them, which was meant for a delivery. Cut to Holly at her horse ranch, having filled in Billy about the situation, explaining that she was hiding the drugs from her brother, Gary, and his friend, Mark. After another brief flashback, Mentor shows signs of being a supernatural being himself when he unexpectedly pops up sitting in a tree to help Billy persuade Holly to face the situation.
Holly brings Billy to an arranged meeting at Mark's pad, but Mark claims that Billy's a pusher he served detention with who's trying to cut in on the action, causing Holly to lose confidence. Billy tries to convince Gary not to get in any deeper with someone like Brock, but when Mark presses him for the stuff, Billy hands it over...revealing to Holly after they leave that he gave them counterfeit stuff, and telling her to turn over the actual bag to the police while he pursues them. After he exits, she washes the contents down the drain instead. When Billy's unable to start Holly's Bug, Mentor pops up out of nowhere again, this time bringing Billy's bike and helmet with him.
An obvious stunt guy pursues the guys, who are driving what an image search tells me is a
Volkswagen Thing.
When he loses them, an offscreen Billy announces that he needs Captain Marvel in an obvious bit of after-the-fact voiceover.
Cap catches up with them and initially gets them to stop by landing in front of the vehicle, but they take off when he goes to one of the doors. Pursuing them again, Cap sees that they're headed for a collision with a semi that's contrivedly stalled sideways across the windy road, and enables their reckless behavior by getting there ahead of them and pushing the truck out of the way. As Gary's trying to take the wheel from Mark, the vehicle goes over a cliff...just a little, teetering precariously on the edge so that the guys don't dare move. The show misses the opportunity to give us a literal cliffhanger by having Cap land in front of the vehicle and push it back up to safety.
Gary says that Billy was right, Mark admits to having lied about Billy, and Cap compliments Gary for seeing and admitting to his mistake. Mentor arrives in the van with Holly, but when Cap mentions using the smack as evidence to put Brock away, she tells them what she did. Cap underscores that Holly and Gary have nonetheless learned responsibility for themselves, and as the young folk head for an arriving sheriff's car, Mentor foreshadows that Brock's not going take it well when he learns that Gary and Mark are informing on him.
Lou Scheimer: Don't miss the exciting conclusion of this story, in the next episode of...Shazam!
Cap: Hi. You can learn an important lesson from Gary and Holly's experience today. When you're faced with a problem that you don't feel you can handle, running away isn't the answer. Try talking it over with somebody you can trust. As Mentor said, "Two heads are often better than one." See you next week.
Star Trek
"Albatross"
Originally aired September 28, 1974
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Doctor McCoy is arrested for allegedly causing a deadly plague which once ravaged the planet Dramia.
Captain's log, stardate 5275.6: Preparing to beam abord the Enterprise following the successful completion of delivery of medical supplies to the planet Dramia, in the remote Dramian star system.
It comes out that McCoy was in charge of an inoculation program in the system nineteen years prior, shortly after which a plague broke out. While McCoy has doubts about whether he may have been responsible, Kirk doesn't trust leaving him in the hands of Dramian justice, which is known to be brutally swift. The captain decides to investigate the planet where the plague occurred, and the
Enterprise is pursued by a Dramian patrol ship.
Captain's log, stardate 5275.8: Underway to planet Dramia II for investigation of McCoy case. We are beyond subspace communications with Starfleet. Am proceeding under my own authority.
When Commander Demos's one-man craft is detected, Kirk has the hangar deck doors left open to give him the opportunity to "sneak" aboard. Kirk then has the ship impounded and Demos held as a stowaway.
Captain's log, stardate 5275.9: We are approaching Dramia II, where we hope to find the answers concerning the question of Dr. McCoy's guilt or innocence. Situation normal. Aurora reported in the sector, however.
The radiation of the aura is determined to be intense but non-lethal. Kirk and Spock beam down with Demos, finding the ruins of the settlement. They find that they're being shadowed by a Dramian survivor, whom Demos asserts is one of the "walking dead". They chase the Dramian into a cave, where they learn that he was off-planet when the plague struck. Then the only Dramian survivor who was on-planet at the time, an elder named Kol-Tai (Doohan), comes forward, and when he learns why the party is there, credits McCoy for saving his life and expresses his belief that the doctor couldn't have been responsible for the plague. Kirk brings Kol-Tai back to the ship with the intent of having him testify at the trial, but as the
Enterprise rushes to Dramia after passing through the aurora again, Demos and the human crew of the
Enterprise begin to succumb to the plague, the first symptom of which is blue skin coloration, which will change to green and red as the disease worsens. As Vulcans have been established to be immune, Kirk puts Spock in command for the next log...
Captain's log, stardate 5276.4: We are in orbit around the planet Dramia, under conditions of general quarantine. As commanding officer, I have ordered the activation of General Order 6.
Under General Order 6, the ship will self-destruct if everyone on the ship perishes from the plague.
Kirk again:
Captain's log, stardate 5276.8: Preparing to beam aboard the Enterprise following the Dramian ceremonies honoring Dr. Leonard McCoy for his significant achievements in the field of interstellar medicine.
The crew of the
Enterprise mends fences with the grateful Dramians. Back on the ship, Spock chastises McCoy for having fallen behind in a routine duty.
McCoy: Jim, if I'm ever in jail again, don't send that Vulcan to release me...just let me rot!
Emergency!
"Gossip"
Originally aired September 28, 1974
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Roy encourages John to represent the station in the Fireman's Olympics track events. An armored car sideswipes a motorist and Station 51 must break into the van. A nurse spreads the rumor that Dr. Morton is having financial problems. Doctors treat a child with cyanide poisoning from peach pits. Dr. Brackett treats a bigamist with a skull fracture. The firemen rescue an electrocution victim hanging in mid-air and a man trapped in a warehouse fire.
This is the second episode directed by Kevin Tighe.
Roy and Chet are trying to twist Johnny's arm to participate in the event, based on his having been a track star in high school, when the station gets called to a traffic accident involving two vehicles that are now a block apart. The first victim they see is a station wagon driver with an injured arm (uncredited John Ashton) who says he was swiped into by a truck that kept going. The squad proceeds down the street to an overturned armored car, helping the driver (Judd Laurance) get out after convincing him to put away his gun. Sporting an injured leg, the driver tells them that his brakes went out, and that there's a guard in the back, whom the paramedics can see is unconscious. Johnny liaises with Officer Vince about breaking into the truck to get to the guard. Johnny smashes through the glass of the back door's porthole; then, following relayed advice from the company, burns open the door with a blowtorch to confirm that the guard is alive.
At Rampart, Dix rebukes a nurse named Anne (Catherine Burns) for sharing some innuendo about Dr. Morton supposedly having credit issues. Later, when Dix is away from the desk, Anne shares her titular information about Morton's "severe financial difficulties" with Johnny and Roy, who brush it off. Then a Mrs. Harrow (Annette Cardona) dramatically rushes into the hospital carrying her unconscious young son, Dan, who suffered nausea after playing outside, then passed out. Early and Brackett find that his symptoms indicate cyanide poisoning. Brackett thoroughly questions the mother about any chemicals around the house or property. Then Dix discovers among the boy's possessions several little peach-pit baskets, and Brackett realizes that Dan may have eaten the peach seeds, which contain small amounts of cyanide.
At the station before bed, Johnny tries to explain to Roy why he wouldn't want to compete in track again, which he only did the first time to impress a girl, and Roy dangles the idea that Johnny could become a hero to the guys in the department. Back at Rampart, Brackett is treating Charles Johnson (uncredited Mark Russell), a plastics salesman who has a skull fracture from an accident. Dix goes out to the waiting area with a consent form for the next of kin and finds that there are two Mrs. Charles Johnson's present, Edna and Beth (Yvonne Craig and Zina Bethune).
Comparing notes, the two women realize that they're married to the same man. Edna, who's been married to him for seven years, pieces together that he married Beth while supposedly at a convention in Vegas the previous year.
Dix: Well, if you've been married for seven years, I guess you're the, uh...first next of kin.
Both Mrs. Johnsons sign the form and are interested to know when they'll be able to talk to Charlie.
Later in the staff lounge, Anne is gossiping with a couple of other nurses when Morton is called to see Brackett. Anne then shares her gossip about Morton with one of the nurses (Anne Schedeen). In his office, Kel asks Mike if there's anything he can do, officially or otherwise, to help with the financial trouble that he's heard Mike is in. This surprises Morton, who offers that he's been looking into financing a new car but the loan paperwork got tied up. This embarrasses Brackett, but Morton expresses his appreciation for Kel's offer.
At the station by night, Johnny's tells Roy how he tried running a 440 on his old high school track and is now experiencing bad lower body pain. The station is then called to a backlot hotel where a man who was working on the electric sign is now dangling from it by a harness after being electrocuted. While the paramedics climb a ladder to examine him, Capt. Stanley calls in to Rampart. The man has to be lowered down before defib can be applied, but at the hospital, Brackett is impressed that the paramedics managed to treat him in time.
When an elderly patient named Mrs. Blaine (Ruth McDevitt) asks Dix about switching to a doctor more responsible than Morton based on things she's heard, Dix storms out and takes Nurse Anne into Brackett's borrowed office to chew her out about her unprofessional behavior.
The station and other units are called to an explosion and fire at a chemical plant. As the paramedics are treating victims who've gotten out, a head-counting supervisor (Ross Elliott) realizes that a man named Perry is still inside. (Doesn't this happen in at least two out of every three episodes?) The firefighters go in with equipment to search the place and find him, Cap and Roy carrying him out. Roy then realizes that Johnny's still inside and goes back in for him. They find each other, Johnny having gotten lost, and make their way back out again just in time for the place to blow.
The episode ends on a humorous station beat as Roy lets Johnny off the hook about the event after Johnny tries to get him to compete.
The episode credits list Reb Brown as "2nd Victim," though I didn't catch him in any scenes. Contrary to the uncredited listings on IMDb, Eric Shea does not reappear in this episode--I assume a contributor got his character mixed up with the boy named Dan in this one.
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"You Sometimes Hurt the One You Hate"
Originally aired September 28, 1974
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Mary and Lou clash over his violent streaks, especially after he injures Ted for another on-air gaffe. Lou changes his ways, but when Ted takes advantage of the situation, Mary wants the old Lou back.
Jackie Cooper directs his only episode of MTM, which is one where Rhoda's absence really shows in the cast list--it's a main-cast-only episode and there's only four of them now! It also belatedly struck me as odd that Rhoda's departure was never addressed on this show. Just watching MTM, the character seems to disappear with no explanation...though I assume that she'll come up eventually, as one of the story premises for this season is about Lou moving into her old apartment.
Left with some time on the air to ad lib, Ted ends up endorsing one political candidate and briefly smearing his opponent, causing Lou to burst out of his office and head for the studio, tearing off the door handle to use as a weapon on the way...
Afterward, Lou says that he grabbed Ted and threw him through the studio door. An appalled Mary talks to Lou in his office.
Mary: Physical violence never settles anything!
Lou: Physical violence has settled every war in history, all football games, most prize fights, and several marriages I can think of!
Ted comes in stiff and with one shoulder hunched above the other, so Lou takes him to the hospital...initially planning to carry him down to his car.
Ted ends up in the hospital with a neck brace, enjoying a private room that Lou is paying for. When Lou visits with an armload of flowers, Ted plays up the seriousness of the injury and gets Lou to agree to do anything for him...though he was good enough to make up a story about a car accident to avoid implicating Lou.
The guilting continues when Ted returns to work, with Lou agreeing to let Ted take over his office to avoid taking the stairs to his dressing room; letting Ted have a new editorial feature segment; and keeping the thermostat set at a temperature that's uncomfortable for everyone else.
Lou: Ted should be in a warm place!
Murray: Someday, if there's any justice...
Mary has Lou over and tries to talk some sense into him, but after he rubs it in that his leaf-turning-over was her idea, Lou insists that he's going to continue being "the warmest, sweetest, nicest, most sympathetic, considerate, understanding human being you ever met in your life."
Mary: I don't think I like you anymore.
It all comes crashing down when Ted, doing the first installment of his new segment, announces on the air that he's suing WJM while emphasizing that he's not holding Lou Grant personally responsible. Making an effort to hold himself back, Lou reclaims his office and asks for Ted to be brought in.
"You've got just twenty seconds to take down those pictures while your face still resembles them."
In the coda, Lou emphasizes that he didn't have to resort to physical violence in dealing with Ted, but asks Mary to order a new door.
Mary: Uh, Mr. Grant, what's wrong with this door?
Lou: As soon as you leave, I'm gonna put my fist through it.
The Bob Newhart Show
"The Great Rimpau Medical Arts Co-op Experiment"
Originally aired September 28, 1974
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Jerry organizes all the doctors on his floor into a medical co-op arrangement.
I don't think I mentioned how they changed the opening credits this season. Bob answering the phone is replaced by him changing the sign on his office door as he leaves, and we see Emily leaving her job as well. While I get what they're going for in not depicting her as dutifully waiting at home for her husband, I think it's a bit much that he's greeting her as she gets home, as I'm sure that he must work later hours.
Bob comes home after having a wart removed by Dr. Phil Newman; Emily object that Bob had to pay after having once advised Phil for free. At the office, Bob mentions this to Jerry, who gets the idea of forming a co-op so all of the doctors on the floor will treat each other for free. In addition to Newman and Bernie Tupperman, we get a couple of credited one-shot guest doctors, Sharon Rudell (Julie Payne), who's apparently a GP, and gynecologist Stan Whelan (Tom Lacy). Everyone thinks it's a great idea except for Bob, who gets the credit for it.
Just as Newman's complaining to Bob that Tupperman is taking advantage of his services, Bob gets a visit from Bernie's great aunt, Mrs. Loomis (Merie Earle making her first of three appearances in the role), who's expecting a check-up. Bob later complains to Emily that all and sundry, including friends, are showing up at his office and calling him at home. Bob has all of the doctors in his office for a group session, where Rudell engages in some scream therapy; and when he feels that they're getting nowhere in discussing their issues, announces that the experiment has ended, calling it by the name in the title...but he still has to take another appointment from Mrs. Loomis.