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50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 1)
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Hawaii Five-O
"Follow the White Brick Road"
Originally aired February 29, 1972
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In cooperation with NIS, Danno goes undercover to flush out a drug ring operating from a vessel in the U.S. Seventh Fleet.
The episode bears an acknowledgment to "the assistance of the Department of Defense and the United States Navy," displayed prominently upon the return after the opening credits. Real-life Navy admiral Joseph McGoldrick plays Admiral Sample, who briefs Steve and the Governor.
The episode opens with sailor Albert Woodley (Stephen Matthews) being chased in the streets by plainclothes investigators. Woodley gets away in a cab and proceeds to a tattoo parlor, where he delivers a block of smack. After leaving, Woodly collapses dead in the street; his distinctive tattoo is considered a clue. Danny's put aboard his ship, the USS
John Haskell (
USS Whipple, FF-1062), as a medical corpsman while the frigate is four days out from Pearl so he can work closely with the Navy's undercover man there, Chief Hospital Corpsman Franklyn (Charles Gilbert).
Back on the island, Steve and Kono track down the tattoo artist, John Surigao (Moki Palacio), and question him about Woodley. He feigns ignorance, but Steve considers him a person of interest. On the ship, a desperate Art Salton (Mark Jenkins) approaches Damage Controlman 3C John Dillon (David Birney) about getting a fix, having been referred to him by Woodley. Dillon plays it cool, but ultimately agrees to a deal. Danno later catches Salton--unable to hold out until the arranged time--trying to break into the dispensary. Danno openly fingers him as an addict, and gives him a chance to turn himself in via an exemption program that will help him kick his habit without a court martial. Salton goes back to Dillon, telling him what he plans to do and wanting his down payment back. Dillon gives him his money, but persuades him to wait to kick his habit and turn himself in until after they get to Pearl, on the basis that Art won't be able to hold on for four days without proper treatment...and offers him something to hold him over in the meantime. Art is later found in a coma.
Doc Bergman determines that Woodley was killed by a rare plant-based alkaloid that can kill through skin contact with only a trace amount. Che finds a noteworthy compound under Woodley's fingernails that Steve thinks may indicate his contraband hiding place on the ship. The compound is determined to be a chemical that's used in fire extinguisher packing. Steve subsequently dons his uniform to be ferried out to the
Haskell, and has the captain run a drill so Danno and Chief Franklyn have a chance to run around below decks checking the extinguishers. Danno finds a brick in one of them and plants a hidden camera in nearby first aid box.
The ship arrives at Pearl as Five-O and Claude Wells of Navy Investigative Service (Ken J. Mitchell) stake out the dock and the camera is monitored. Dillon--a chief suspect because he maintains the extinguishers--disembarks like the other sailors, without stopping at the stashing place. Then everyone's interest is raised when a harbor maintenance man (future Angel-watcher David Doyle) boards and makes the pickup. He's caught and leaned on to cooperate, proceeding to make his drop as Steve and Danno tail him first to a bus depot locker, then to plant the key in a hotel restroom. Dillon visits the restroom, picks up the brick, and is tailed as he makes a call at the tattoo parlor. He's nabbed outside afterward with his payment, and Surigao is chased down trying to escape. The episode ends on the sober note of Danno learning from Wells that Art Salton has died.
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Adam-12
"Who Won?"
Originally aired March 1, 1972
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Malloy and Reed work to curtail the rise in illegal street racing by working with the leaders of rival racing clubs and obtaining the legitimate use of a dragstrip through a race promoter. Their work is threatened, along with an anticipated race between Reed and Officer Wells (Gary Crosby), when one of the racers resorts to sabotage. Dick Clark guest stars as the race promoter.
The officers get a call from Mac that some drag-racing kids they've tried to come to terms with are at it again. They and Wells bust the kids. In a conversation with dragsters Spider Watson (Murray MacLeod), Fat Charlie (Neil Moran), and Donny Simmons (Jerome M. Sheldon), we learn that Malloy and Reed have been trying to get them organized with access to a proper racetrack; the officers believe that Fat Charlie is against this plan because he profits from setting up the illegal races. With Spider's help, Reed's working on getting an old junker race-ready so he can participate. Spider accompanies the off-duty officers to the office of racetrack runner J. Benson (Dick Clark), who remains skeptical about the proposition for various reasons, including rowdy behavior in the surrounding neighborhood and safety requirements.
Back on patrol, dispatch okays a plot-serving seven for the officers to drop by the track to see how things are going with the racers getting their act together there. Wells, who's been ribbing his fellow officers for playing social worker, has agreed to race Reed in his younger brother's car. At the location for the safety checks, there's tension between Spider and Wells over the latter's enjoyment of busting the racers. Benson arrives to inform everyone that the first race has to be delayed because somebody broke into the timing tower and stole the equipment therein. Fat Charlie tries to convince the other racers that Benson's stiffing them.
Spider later calls the officers at the station to tip them off that Fat Charlie's set up a drag, threatening to blow the whole deal. Benson's present because the race is on his block, and declares that the deal is off. Spider and Donny try to convince them that Charlie did this specifically to sabotage the deal. Malloy drives up with Charlie under arrest, having found chain cutters in Charlie's car and the timing tower's equipment in his garage.
The track race proceeds, and Benson is impressed with the kids' organization. The "grudge match" between Wells and Reed is announced, and Spider has to loan Wells a helmet. Wells's car stalls on him at the starting line, making it an easy win for Jim, while the announcer ribs the loser over the loudspeaker.
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The Brady Bunch
"My Fair Opponent"
Originally aired March 3, 1972
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Marcia's plain and awkward classmate Molly Webber (Debi Storm) is nominated for hostess of the school's Banquet Night as a cruel joke by other students. Marcia is angered by this, so decides to make over Molly to deflate the joke. Marcia is in a bind when a nominee drops out and Marcia becomes the other nominee. She considers dropping out herself until experiencing Molly's arrogant new behavior. Molly uses Marcia's campaign speech without acknowledging Marcia for her help, and with it, wins the contest. Molly has a change of heart and confesses.
Marcia comes home in a demonstrably foul mood over Molly having been nominated so she could be humiliated from being put up against Sally Hobert, the most popular girl in the class. Something Alice says reminds Marcia of
My Fair Lady, which gives her the idea of helping to coach Molly in overcoming her awkward shyness and presenting herself better. When Marcia's done, everyone in the Brady home is dumbstruck by the change in Molly. Marcia comes home from school to report that Molly's makeover is a success at school, but now Sally has dropped out, and because of the way the competition works, Marcia has been promoted to the position of competing nominee.
Marcia's torn between possibly crushing Molly and wanting to be hostess. She decides to drop out, but then learns that the guest of honor, who'll escort the hostess, will be astronaut Colonel Dick Whitfield, who's said to be slated for an upcoming lunar mission. Furthermore, Marcia's ire is raised when the now swell-headed Molly asserts that Marcia wouldn't have won, motivating Marcia to beat her.
The girls present themselves before the committee, led by Mr. Watkins (Lindsay Workman). He announces that Molly won based on her speech, which Marcia helped to write. Molly comes by the house afterward to apologize for how she's behaved, and brings Col. Whitfield (William Wellman Jr.) with her to announce that after Molly told Watkins about everything Marcia did to help her, it was decided to allow the girls to be co-hostesses. Marcia comes home afterward on cloud nine after having danced with Col. Whitfield, boasting of how many times she stepped on his feet.
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The Partridge Family
"The Partridge Papers"
Originally aired March 3, 1972
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Danny donates Laurie's diary to the school auction by mistake, and the editor threatens to publish it in the high school paper. This includes a Mission: Impossible send-up.
The teaser's been cut, so we come back from the credits with Laurie upset that Danny gave away the wrong shoebox, the one that she hid her diary in. She recruits Keith and Danny to switch shoeboxes at the school newspaper office, but they fail offscreen. After failing to convince the editor, Marvin, to give the diary back to her, Laurie recruits the guys again, this time to help her break in after hours and steal the diary. They send the adults and smaller kids on a wild goose chase shopping errand to have the place to themselves, though Shirley sees through it.
The miniature reel-to-reel tape strapped to Danny's ankle said:
Good evening, Miss Partridge. As you know, your diary has fallen into enemy hands. Two gallant men have been assigned to help you recover this document: Keith Partridge, a man with nerves of steel and an electric guitar; and Danny Partridge--daring, debonair, and devilishly handsome.
Keith tosses portraits of himself and Danny on the table at the appropriate moments; Laurie turns off the tape at that point. As the break-in commences, the music sends up M:I's as well. Once the kids are in, Laurie has to crawl through an air vent to get into the locked office, but ends up crawling back into the outer room through another vent. But Danny's found a key hanging on the wall in the meantime, so they commence to rummage through the office.
Meanwhile, Marvin (Bruce Kimmel) pays a visit to the Partridge home looking for Laurie and has a talk with Shirley, who sees that his hostility toward Laurie is a cover for having feelings for her; and he admits to having kept the diary as a way of holding her attention. They go to the newspaper office to pick up the diary while the kids try to hide, but one of them accidentally kicks Danny's leg under a table and set off his tape player. After a bit of scolding for her kids, Shirley nudges Marvin to tell Laurie how he feels about her. Cut to the group at a gig performing "It's One of Those Nights (Yes Love)," while Marvin watches admiringly in the audience.
In the coda, Laurie uses a love letter from a girlfriend as leverage to stop Keith from reading her diary to the family.
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Stone-cold Classic. We won't talk about "Sequel."
I don't have this one, but was a vaguely familiar with it and figured it might be of interest. It kind of loses me.
A very polite protest song.
Whaddya expect from Paul? This one was Wings' first single, and wasn't actually on the
Wild Life album in the day, but has been included as a bonus track in the digital age.
Ah, young Michael. Sounds like the 50s, obviously, but it suits him.
Michael will always beat Donny, but this one strikes me as Michael competing down on Donny's level.
Good one, though it seems mostly forgotten now.
Well, it didn't get airplay on rock/pop-oriented oldies radio...but it was very much out and about in my early childhood, which informed my decision to go ahead and get this despite it not being in my usual wheelhouse.
I recall a lot of people assuming that it was a metaphor for selling drugs to kids.
It's Sammy Davis, Jr., ya damn hippies!
It will be interesting to see if anything else like that comes up. I don't recall the show being especially topical.
Alas, we may not see here.
I think they've been grounded. Maybe Phelps chose not to accept an assignment.
Disavowed! Guy on Tape is just keeping him busy!
Ahh, okay.
For context, I'd been routinely ragging on the Devlin character while Ryan was playing him; but I found his replacement to be completely underwhelming, and opined that I was starting to appreciate what Ryan had brought to the role.
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So...it's a bit soon to give definite details, but I'm planning a move to a neighboring town sometime in April. Last I checked, Comcast wasn't available there, which means that anniversary viewing business will take a massive hit, as I'll lose everything I've been saving on DVR. 50th anniversary viewing can continue with at least the four shows I've been watching on Paramount Plus (sans the missing episodes for the sitcoms) and AITF, which I've been buying. We'll see what my other options are with whatever service I end up getting. 55th anniversary hiatus viewing is pretty much out the window, as that was all on DVR.
The lemonade here is that I should have more time for things like album reviews and working in
Dark Shadows, provided it remains available on Pluto TV. The show I'm most sore about losing is
Mod Squad--I've been recording it from MeTV+ and was planning to catch up on as much as I could during the hiatus before including its fifth and final season in next season's 50th anniversary viewing.