The beginning of the end of the world?

[JarodRussell]

Wouldn't hell close due to overcrowding once the world ends?

 

[melancholymecha]

well I hope its a coincidence. There's a lot of starlings & grackles where I live.. I mean a lot. They blacken the sky like in a Hitchcock film. I dont feel like picking up dead birds in my yard anytime soon.

 

[ancientone51]

Okay, I just found this link on Yahoo about the Magnetic pole shift.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelo...y-closes-runway-due-to-magnetic-pole-shifting



Do we figure that into the fear factor or not?

 

[JarodRussell]

I think a couple of people experience magnetic pole shifts within the size of their heads.

 

[RandyS]

Ha, maybe for you. I bought tickets in advance.
*looks at tickets*
L.A. Clippers?! That scalper lied to me!

Ah, that's nothing. I sent applications to both Heaven and Hell, and was denied by both.

Was your application decision based on your credit score, too?

I never got a definitive answer from Heaven, but the guys in Hell said something about me being too evil....

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Yeah but the Rapture will cock things up for a lot of us heathens.

Still having Blondie flashbacks, eh?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Relax, Jesus isn't due until May, so just cook 'em birds up and have a hardy eatin'.

 

[Jadzia]

I think they're all just pining for the fjords.