The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence

[Alrik]

Amanda: "You know, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night dear."

Sarek: "We got on just fine, and he is called Spock. I don't condone nicknames."

Amanda: "I know that dear." *wink*

Sarek: "Oh....OHhh!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I may not have found the tribble's head, Bones. But I sure found something I can use.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "Did you put bacon in my laundry?"

Sarek: "Calling me 'Skidmark' may be logical shirtwise, but it is impolite."

 

[Maurice]

SAREK: Our son asked if I drink Red Stripe Beer. It is a logical conclusion.

Kirk's pink Kinto-un (Candy Cloud) attack proved conclusively he was no Super Saiyan...

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "Waving your genitals at the mailman is not the Vulcan way."

Kirk: "Glad I don't wear a wristwatch, baby ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAREK: Truth be told Spock, your mother does take money for sex and I'd sell out Vulcan in a heartbeat.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Why did you marry mother?
Sarek: She is very adapt at the art of the Bifurcated Bliss.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: Why did you marry mother?
.

Sarek: Grandpa Grayson's shotgun was very persuasive.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sarek: "Logic affords us a serenity humans seldom experience. Now if you'll excuse me, I must stimulate my serenity in the bathroom with the aid of this month's issue of Maxim."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: Why did you marry mother?

Sarek: "An Earth-drink called Pabst Blue Ribbon."
Sarek: "Let's just say your personal timeline is a little off ..."
Sarek: "She was ... anatomically compatible."
Sarek: "Her pretty sister said no."

 

[milo bloom]

Sarek: "Waving your genitals at the mailman is not the Vulcan way."

Spock: "not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place."


(I'm sorry, I know that doesn't make any sense in this context.)

 

[Captain Crow]

"Jim Kirk: Tribble Inseminator"

 

[Mistral]

"...and its great for cleaning those hard-to-reach places-like Afghanistan."

 

[scottydog]

 

[milo bloom]

Sarek: "Waving your genitals at the mailman is not the Vulcan way."

Amanda: "And waving them at Shatmandu won't make him change the contest any sooner either."

 

[Alrik]

"Wak-a-wak-a-wak-a."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Tribble (translated): Lower. Lower. Don't stop until you hit gooey brown.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Father, someone took over the TOS contest for Shatmandu, but they forgot about us.

SARAK: It is to be expected Spock. We are not canon.

AMANDA: Canon! Canon! I'm sick to death of canon!

 

[Rat Boy]

The weekend, if no one else wants to jump in or if Joe doesn't relieve himself of his bag of cats. I'm through with doing changeouts during the work week.