The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence

[Hambone]

Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out sell some insurance

(obscure reference - lets see who gets it)

I get it. "Father Knows Best".

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "Your mother and I were ..."
Amanda: "... wrestling. Playing."
Spock: "Oh. Okay."
Sarek, relieved: "It is settled, then."
Spock: "Yep. Sure looked like you were fucking her, though."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sarek: Your mother wishes me to explain to you the bifurcated birds and bees.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: I wish Lieutenant M'Ress would quit hacking up hairballs on the bridge.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Sakok says his father's penis is bigger than yours."
Amanda: "It isn't the size that is important, Spock. And besides, it isn't that much bigger....... Oops!!"

 

[Isis]

After the Brady Bunch moved out of their house, the next residents were a much smaller family.

 

[Kegg]

Sarek: You remain fullly capable of deciding your own destiny. The only question is, which path will you choose?
Spock: Dad, that's probably the most illogical and poorly worded; conceptualised, and verbalised question you have ever asked me.
Sarek: tl; dr lol

It made sense at the time. After all, everyone loved tribbles, and Kirk needed a love interest!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I swear to Surak, that was Carl's!

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "The caption contest waiting room is no place for a child."
Amanda: "We've decided to kill you instead."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I hate you! I hope you die in a planetary implosion!!!

 

[Captain Crow]

Sarek: And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you you meddling kid.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "It is a myth that human females can achieve orgasm."
<Amanda nods but looks away.>

Kirk: "Ambassador Bigmuff, would you join me for dinner?"

Sarek: "Yes, we live in a glass house, but it is perfectly acceptable to criticise asswipes."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sarek: "Did you put bacon in my laundry?"

 

[Isis]

With his current relationship, Kirk came to the realization that women who are all fluff and no substance leave something to be desired.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Uhura, contact the Guinness World Records people and have them send someone out to see if this is the world's biggest ball of used gum.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

On standing up, the Captain realised it wasn't just gas he had passed.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sarek: "It is my long service medal, why do you ask?"

or

Sarek: "Yes, I do have several red fountain pens in my pocket, why do you ask?"

or

Sarek: "It is a logical design, it doubles as part of a slot car track."

 

[T'Girl]

Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out sell some insurance

(obscure reference - lets see who gets it)

Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out and sell some women's shoes.

(different obscure reference)

 

[EnsignHarper]

Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out sell some insurance

(obscure reference - lets see who gets it)

Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out and sell some women's shoes.

(different obscure reference)

While K'elly goes out to look for someone in ponfarr?