The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Crewman Commander]

"Picard, always the same," said Q.

 

[Disco]

"Astute and eloquent?"

"Yes, and arrogant."

 

[Crewman Commander]

"Certainly Monty appreciates our speechifying, but

 

[CoveTom]

what about this temporal anomaly?" demanded

 

[Crewman Commander]

Pelia. "He's bagpipes, while I've been

 

[Gore-ac]

sleeping, he got fat and old

 

[Disco]

and surprisingly less interesting. However, he

 

[Crewman Commander]

sounds better now, but that's irrelevant!

 

[Gore-ac]

I didn't live this long by

 

[Disco]

criticising average men. I did it

 

[Crewman Commander]

the old-fashioned way. Now, Q, would

 

[Kor]

like to discuss your starship's warranty

(by the way, I believe it may be apprpriate for this thread to be beamed over to the new 602 Club lounge... Calling @Peach Wookiee )

 

[Peach Wookiee]

like to discuss your starship's warranty

(by the way, I believe it may be apprpriate for this thread to be beamed over to the new 602 Club lounge... Calling @Peach Wookiee )

Which is utterly worthless, thanks to

(Consider it done, Kor. Beaming this behemoth over)

 

[Crewman Commander]

the refit." Q snapped his finger

 

[Disco]

and the Enterprise was transformed into

 

[Crewman Commander]

bagpipes!

"See your plasma conduits now!"