The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Kor]

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
Worf interrupted, "Romulan warbird uncloaking

 

[Disco]

Captain."

"On screen dude! ...Romulan ship

 

[Orac]

we surrender. Spare me! Take my

 

[Disco]

male crew members!"

"Deal!" The Romulan

 

[Orac]

Commander licked their lips lasciviously and

 

[Disco]

stared hungrily, and without shame, at

 

[Orac]

Commander Riker's misshapen jumpsuit.

Riker shuddered

 

[Disco]

in nervous excitement.

"Take me first.

 

[Kor]

I'm eager, ready and willing to

 

[Disco]

represent Starfleet in any way you

 

[Orac]

see fit." he declared as he

 

[Kor]

started to remove his ill-fitting standard-issue

 

[Orac]

uniform, but before he could finish

 

[Disco]

a naked Kirk strode confidently forward

 

[Kor]

and offered promotions to anyone who

 

[Disco]

would let him solely represent Starfleet.

 

[Kor]

Scotty declared, "I hereby declare you

 

[Disco]

a bigger deviant than Riker!"

"I

 

[Orac]

have always been an admirer of

 

[Disco]

your lack of self awareness Jim."