The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Kor]

political debates that turned out like

 

[STEPhon IT]

Uhura orchestrating universal peace for the

 

[Damian]

Romulans and Klingons, which didn't turn

 

[Orac]

"Will you shut up man!" interrupted

 

[Kor]

President Chekov, who was vigorously attempting

 

[Orac]

to negotiate peace in the Middle-Eastern

 

[Discofan]

part of the galactic cluster named

 

[Kor]

Beta Quadrant, where abundant gaseous anomalies

 

[Discofan]

with amusing characteristics are studied by

 

[Orac]

the traitors of Kling with their

 

[Discofan]

odd ideas about freedom and stuff.

 

[Kor]

That annoying Klingon ambassador suddenly

 

[Orac]

interrupted the President with nonsensical jibber-jabber

 

[Discofan]

which was Klingon pig Latin mixed

 

[Kor]

with Tellarite. Chekov retaliated, stuffing marshmelons

 

[Discofan]

in his pants to make it look

 

[Orac]

unusually lumpy like his personal hero

 

[Discofan]

Some guy in Russia named Rasputin

 

[Kor]

who starred in holonovels featuring explicit

 

[Orac]

depictions of simulated sex with marshmelons