The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

"Uhura! Distract those men with a

 

loaded phasor and make them all

 

watch you perform an erotic fan-dance

 

while I force everyone to eat

 

my special soup. Warning it contains

 

an unhealthy amount of salt and

 

a generous portion of my ancient

 

Venusian Veruca Extract, it's better than

 

nothing, but not thrilling."
Spock scoffed

 

it like a Rigellian hooker gobbling

 

, then Uhura walked in and gasped

 

"Don't eat that so quickly! ~ You'll

 

belch!"
Spock grinned lasciviously, then licked

 

the Captain's chair.
"What the actual

 

Vulcan intended," opined Chekov, "was tasting

 

the leather, because ve all know

 

it tastes like chicken."

"What are

 

you rambling on about?" Spock angrily

 

turned his shirt inside out and