The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

what he experienced in every

 

other era. Skateboards were different in

 

those days, especially the color which

 

was nothing the Klingon had ever

 

ridden. His own 'ride' was a

 

a Klingon invention that resembled a

 

slab of granite on wheels that

 

looked like Fred Flintstone's car, and

 

Klaa wasn't the most subtle of

 

Klingon bastards, his mother was a

 

female packled, the only woman, his

 

father could pull as he was

 

uglier than he was stupid and

 

he was attracted to retarded women.

 

He bought Klaa's mother for a

 

small amount. Klaa wasn't happy about

 

that, but he'd learned to live

 

with his fathers questionable choices. Later

 

he decided that he would become

 

a pastry chef in the Galactic